Storytime Sunday – One Year in the Books

Let’s take a break from the movie-themed macabre, shall we? Halloween is less than a week away, and I’ll be sure to post the rest of the spooky cinematic deep-dives between now and then! For now, something a bit more fluffy: last Monday was Aaron and I’s one year anniversary! His parents and brother have moved down to be rid of the harsh Vermont winter, leaving us with someone to watch the cats so we could go away for a night.

Cats and family notwithstanding, there’s still a pandemic. We elected for a stay-cation at –you guessed it– Disney World Resort. We stayed at the Yacht Club Resort as opposed to returning to a hotel we’ve been to already. It was huge! It’s themed like a yacht club, as you would expect, with cartography art and carpets. The hotel sits on the edge of Disney’s Boardwalk, which has four hotels and a few bars and restaurants connected along the path leading up to EPCOT. We went for a walk around the boardwalk and then headed into EPCOT while we waited for our room to be ready! 

At the France pavilion, I enjoyed the Escargot (a forever favorite of mine) and Aaron had the duck confit. We split an order of Pão de queijo at the Brazil pavilion and Aaron had some spicy Hummus Fries in Morocco. Morocco also had a tropical mimosa that made my stomach hurt (I am not good at drinking) before we headed into the Japan store. I had wanted to get Jjapagetti and Neoguri to make Jjapaguri, aka Ram-don from “Parasite,” courtesy of Binging with Babish, and hoped that considering they had Top Ramen and Cup O’ Noodles amongst all the traditionally Japanese snacks, they might have OTHER versions of Ramen, too! No such luck.

After that, we went to the America pavilion for me to enjoy a Lobster Roll. While in America, we received word that our room was ready! We headed back to the hotel to drop our bags off at the room and enjoy Aaron’s favorite part of staying in a Disney resort: watching some of the new Mickey Mouse cartoons. They’re like a fever dream and they’re amazing. I took a power nap and then we returned into EPCOT to enjoy some of Aaron’s Food and Wine favorites! We picked up a box of Lapsang Souchong tea for his brother, who catsit for us during the days we were gone. We headed over to the Festival center, where Aaron got pierogies from the Festival Favorites booth. I got the spanakopita (are you seeing a pattern for what I like? Garlicky, savoury breads). We then walked over to Canada, where Aaron got the cheese soup. We then went into the main square, where I got a vegan meatball from their Active Eats booth, and Aaron got a slider from the Hawaii booth.

We walked over to the China Pavilion, where I bought Aaron some egg rolls while I purchased myself a Boba tea, my absolute favorite. That was the last of our day in EPCOT! We’ve been so often that we do not need to go to each booth, nor each ride to enjoy ourselves.

We went back to the hotel and sat by the pool. When I say pool, I mean Stormalong Bay, which is likely the best pool experience in all of the Disney hotels. It has a zero entry “tide pool” with a sand bottom, and a “sandbar” where kids can make sandcastles. There’s also a lazy river, waterfall fed pools, and a separate pool just for volleyball. Did I mention the near-300 foot water slide shaped like a shipwreck? After I went around in a loop on the lazy river, Aaron and I soaked up the last few minutes of sun deciding what to do for dinner. I had booked us at Beaches and Cream, where they have traditional diner food, but the real coup de grace is the heart-attack sundaes and milkshakes. Aaron was fine with the sundaes, but thought our anniversary deserved slightly above average burgers. With that, he put his magic powers to work. He is somehow able to get us last minute reservations, fast-passes at Disney, you name it, every time. It’s a gift. Sure enough, we got ourselves a reservation early in the evening at the Ale and Compass, their New England themed restaurant (which seemed perfect, considering our intention for an anniversary trip back to Vermont prior to the pandemic). Aaron had a maple old fashioned (which was his signature cocktail at the wedding!) and I had a Woodchuck Cider (brewed in Vermont!). I had the catch of the day, he got a strip steak, and we split an order of yummy dinner rolls. We went back to our room to channel surf (Aaron made fun of me because apparently I don’t do a good job), and then we headed over to Beaches and Cream. I got the Fudge Mudslide, and Aaron got the No Way Jose. The family next to us had full on dropped-jaws as they brought over our sundaes. Aaron was horrified, I was enamored, and the husband of the family next to us asked the name of mine so he knew what to order next! 

We passed out watching Mickey cartoons almost immediately after getting back to the room. Luck was on my side, because I had purchased a small roll of Tums in case the combination of food from EPCOT and Beaches and Cream came back to haunt me in the wee hours of the morning. I woke up to my standard Monday alarm, delighted to turn it off and roll back to sleep. Aaron ended up sleeping in while I went to the jacuzzi at the quieter pool on the hotel property by myself for a while before we packed up the room and headed to Animal Kingdom. We beelined to Pandora and waited only an hour to ride Flight of Passage, which I would say is second only to Rise of the Resistance (second to Carousel of Progress, which is the best experience at Disney World, fight me cowards) in terms of best rides at Disney World.

From there, we ordered lunch at Satuli Canteen, the quick service restaurant in Pandora. We were lucky– just as we sat down the skies opened up and it POURED. It managed to lighten up to a light drizzle as we walked from Pandora to Africa, where we went on the safari ride through the on-site preserve. We saw lots of the animals, but it was exciting to see so many rhinos out and about on the ride we did! To boot, we saw baby zebras and baby giraffes. As well, every time we go on the safari, we always see a nest of ostrich eggs but never any ostriches. This time, after being passholders for nearly three years, we saw three ostriches! Aaron predicted, based on the time of day, that we had arrived just as feeding time ended (which would explain why there were so many vultures surrounding the major carnivores in the preserve… hoping to get some delicious, sweet carcass, perhaps?). We then walked through the preserve and saw some of the gorillas. Aaron needed his afternoon coffee, so we walked over to the Asia section where we were hoping to ride Expedition Everest, the yeti-themed coaster, but it had been off-and-on during the day because of the weather. It was still down, so Aaron and I found a little alcove for him to enjoy his coffee. On the walk over, I went to buy some popcorn! The woman selling it smiled at me and handed it over and said “the box is wet from the rain, so it’s on the house.” Disney magic! Free popcorn! 

After Aaron and I had our treats, we decided to head home. We managed to get to the car and onto the main road just as it started to really pour again! I don’t know how we managed to dodge bad weather twice. When we got home we immediately hugged Jake and Rosa. I took a nap while Aaron played video games for an hour before starting on dinner. I had suggested he make pizza, one that was half-his favorite flavor from American Flatbread (a pizza restaurant in VT) and half my favorite flavor from Leonardo’s Pizza (my go-to takeout place the year we started dating)!

We then opened gifts. We stuck to the anniversary gift-giving tradition of paper and clocks for the first year. He got me a watercolor of the state of Vermont with our wedding date on it, and I got him a biking tour guide of the world (he flipped through the pages quickly pointing out the ones he could do now and ones he wanted to do after he got more mileage under his belt). He also got me a photo frame clock set with a photo from our wedding in it. I got him a clock with a backdrop of constellations of what the stars looked like on the night of our wedding when we were introduced as Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Brunet. Aaron also got me a lovely sparkly card. It made my heart smile. 

With that, we had some of our wedding cake! You read that right. Our cake chef preserved our wedding cake top for us to have a year later. It wasn’t the same apple cake, but it was the same maple frosting. We toasted with champagne, then watched Star Wars together before going to bed. 

All things considered, we had a great anniversary celebration, even if it wasn’t the one we had in our minds. I’m hoping that by next year, the world returns to normal! Then we can go back to Vermont… or maybe Italy. Bueno sera! 

Storytime Sunday: Aaron’s Birthday!

Wednesday, July 22 was Aaron’s 26th birthday. As I’ve said a handful of times, one of my new year’s resolutions for 2020 was to make sure Aaron had a great birthday.

Folks: Mission accomplished!

His parents are in town to celebrate his birthday, driving down from Vermont where there is only a limited amount of COVID-19 cases. With them, they brought a few presents for Aaron to enjoy! They stopped off in St. Augustine to visit the distillery and pick up a few of his favorite spirits (my idea, of course). In the days leading up to his birthday, his mom cooked him his favorite meals… and bought us bikes! We own bikes now! I can tell he’s really excited to go on bike rides together. We both had to work this week, but his parents went on searches to buy us the right accessories. We’re hoping to go to our original neighborhood to enjoy their bike trails!

I took the day off of work to enjoy the day with Aaron. His parents treated us to fresh banana bread for breakfast while Aaron opened his parents’ gifts. They included fresh spices, coffee from New Orleans, and spicy snacks, among other treats. They got a box of New Orleans beignet mix for me to make on Saturday, too!

Aaron and I decided to go to EPCOT that day to enjoy the Food and Wine Festival. There has been a LOT of hullabaloo and discourse about the Disney parks being open right now, but we threw caution to the wind! We’ve been in isolation during quarantine, and it was a special occasion. For all the anger over the parks reopening, Disney is really doing a great job of keeping both guests and employees safe. They are only at 50% capacity, employees are wearing masks and face shields, and the lines are spaced out to have each party six feet apart. As well, there are plastic walls separating the employees and the guests and enforcing guests to only take off their masks when eating or drinking.

We went on a rainy weekday. There were no crowds whatsoever. It was wonderful! When we first got to the park, we headed right for the Mexico booth, where Aaron got a mango margarita and a pork tostada. I stopped at the booth across from his that had plant-based foods, where I got an Impossible Burger slider with a wasabi cream sauce. I didn’t try Aaron’s tostada, but I had some of his margarita! It was very tasty. After that, we went on the 3 Caballeros ride, where we had a car to ourselves and sat front row. Something about the spacing made the ride perfectly in sync, and we didn’t hear the effects looping the whole time. Apparently one of the characters broke yesterday, so his animatronic was missing during the end sequence, but it was still fun! Aaron hadn’t noticed that part of the ride features a group of Mexican villagers hitting a Donald Duck pinata, and it was sweet to see his excitement at seeing something for the first time.

After the 3 Caballeros ride, we went to the Norway pavilion to ride the Frozen Ever After ride. It was the longest wait we had the entire day… roughly thirty minutes, max. Again, front row of the car, with no awkward loops! The music always makes me cry, I just love “Frozen” so much. We then went through the China pavilion, where I treated Aaron to a beef bao bun and I got an order of chicken dumplings! I was bummed that they didn’t have any boba tea like they usually do during their special festivals, but I get the desire to minimize unnecessary resources. After that, it started to rain, so we quickly moved on through to Africa, where Aaron and I marveled at some of the cute merchandise. We considered splitting something in Italy, but decided to stop there on our next visit, if there is one! Aaron grabbed a quick coffee in the America pavilion, while I went to Japan to get sushi in a flowerpot! It was served in a decorative cup, with salmon and salmon roe piled onto a tall bed of rice. Aaron then got us some hot sake. It was my first time trying sake, and I’m not a big drinker, but Aaron thought it’d be fun to try it hot on a rainy day! It felt warm in my tummy but I hated the taste. I think the next time I try sake it’ll be in Japan.. the REAL Japan!

We bought Aaron’s mom some fans in the big Japan store, and then moved on to Morocco, where Aaron got spicy hummus fries. That’s always a favorite for him! From there, we went to France, where we intended to watch “Impresiones de France,” which is a twenty-minute film about the beauty of France. It’s a highlight for me on every EPCOT visit… but they’ve sort of replaced it! They only show the film at night now, and during the day the film is a “Beauty and the Beast” singalong. The film retcons the original plot, with Lefou (Gaston’s lackey) feeling fed up with Gaston’s bullying, getting Belle and the Beast together. It was cute and I thoroughly enjoyed it and with Josh Gad killing it as Lefou in the live-action movie, I would be totally interested in seeing an extended version of that retcon. I think it was Disney’s first bit of 2D animation in years!

Aaron then got a goat cheese tart at the France booth before we “crossed the English channel” into the London pavilion. While there, I saw one of the Youtube personalities we follow! His name is Tim and I’ve seen him once before in town, because he regularly films in the Disney area. I didn’t say hi because I didn’t want to be annoying, but it was neat to see him in action (and see his video posted inside the park the next day)!

We went into the Festival showcase to enjoy a few of the other booths. Typically, they jam-pack six booths into the entrance of the World Showcase, but I’m assuming they moved those six booths into a private convention space within the park to make it safe for guests. Aaron and I split a fancy plate of mac and cheese, and I stopped for a treat at the… drumroll please… dessert and champagne booth! I got a glass of Veuve Cliquot rose and a liquid nitro M&M cake pop. It was delicious! I think both the cake pop and the mac n cheese were our food highlights of the trip.

Before heading home, we stopped off at “Living with the Land,” where you get to see all the exciting research Disney scientists are completing about agriculture and how to farm more responsibly. It’s such a great concept, and I’d love to see some of their methods prominently featured in the factory farming that makes omnivore life so depressing! On our way off we stopped in “The Seas with Nemo and Friends.” It’s a “Finding Nemo” themed ride that empties out in EPCOT’s large aquarium (it’s even bigger than the EPCOT ball)! We watched the manatee rescues they keep onsite. I love manatees! They might be my favorite animal. I love manatees, dogs, and penguins. I’m twelve years old, you see.

Once we got home, I was feeling a bit dehydrated, so I took a pre-birthday dinner nap. His parents had been up the night before, preparing Aaron’s birthday dinner: chicken poppyseed casserole and chocolate marshmallow pie! You serve baked chicken cooked with crackers and cream of chicken soup (topped with poppyseed), with a side of rice, green beans, and warm bread. We only have it once a year on his birthday, and it is delicious! Between the casserole and the pie, Aaron opened the rest of his gifts, from my family and myself. My family got him an iced coffee maker, an iced coffee tumbler, and my mom got him multiple bags of coffee from Kookaburra cafe, an Australian cafe we love in St. Augustine!

I got Aaron a few nice treats. From me, he got a compilation book of Critical Role (a DnD based podcast he loves) fan art. I also got him a series of field notebooks with designs from the National Parks Service, including Acadia National Park, where he used to go camping as a kid! I also got him a bottle of spicy chicken sauce designed by Keith Hapsberger, a Youtube personality we watch together (ten out of ten recommend his “Eat the Menu” series).

The real coup de grace: two volumes of “Star Wars” concept art from principal artist Ralph McQuarrie. It was the first present from me he opened, and his parents had to get him to stop reading to focus on the other gifts he had! He kept turning the page and talking about each design he saw. It warmed my lil’ heart.

We each had a slice of chocolate marshmallow pie (it’s what it sounds like: melt chocolate bars with marshmallows, fill into a graham cracker pie crust, top with whipped cream), and split a gingerbread s’mores that his parents got at a chocolate cafe they visited while we were in EPCOT that day.

After pie, Aaron and I went upstairs. He showed me some art from his Critical Role book, and I followed some of the artists I liked on Instagram between reading one of my books. I went to sleep while he ended his birthday playing his new video game!

 

  • So, let’s recap:
  • A day at Disney
  • Great food
  • Youtuber spot!
  • Birthday dinner
  • Chocolate pie
  • Awesome gifts

I think he had a pretty great birthday. Especially considering that we were in an unprecedented pandemic with the world in shutdown mode! I hope he felt all the love that I could give that day. Now… what to get him for our anniversary? Christmas is five months away, too! Until then, I’m so happy I got this resolution accomplished. He deserves all of the birthday magic, and more.

 

 

 

Story-time Sunday: BIRTH!

Happy Flag Day! It can only mean one thing: Yesterday was my birthday!

Actually, side note: Flag Day commemorates the adoption of the first United States flag in 1777. It had 13 stars and 13 stripes. Apparently at the time credit went to Francis Robinson, NOT Betsy Ross, who didn’t get credit until like 100 years later. Apparently Betsy had an idea, told it to George Washington, then Francis was the one who actually made it or something? NO FREE CLOUT MAN. Kenny at the drive-thru did not INVENT the Big Mac he’s just putting it together for you and throwing in an extra serving of french fries in the bag for you because from the sound of your voice it seems like you’re going through it.

EXTRA SIDE NOTE: Today is also President Donald Trump’s birthday. Our president’s birthday is the same day as an important American holiday. Hm. I share a birthday with Chris Evans, who plays “Captain America,” the nation’s greatest superhero. So. Double hm.

ANYWAY. I’m 26 now! We kicked off the birthday celebration on Friday. I had to work, but my mom had flowers and chocolate covered treats delivered to the house! I wish she could have been here, but I know I’ll see her in a few weeks. After work, we enjoyed a birthday dinner at my favorite vegan restaurant. They make a very delicious vegan calzone, and if I haven’t said it yet… I love calzones. I just. I love them. I ate every bite and also split an order of bruschetta with Aaron. I did something I rarely do, too, and got a soda! It was my first root beer in forever and it tasted great, but my stomach wasn’t used to it. Super wacky!

When we got home from the restaurant, Aaron went online to play Call of Duty (apparently this is a special weekend for COD, you couldn’t get me to tell you what it is or why it’s special, I have no idea) while I ate some Ben and Jerry’s. Funnily enough, two weeks ago I made chocolate ice cream with crushed up oreos because I was craving a certain kind of ice cream, one that I’d had recently, but I didn’t know what it was. I made that ice cream to see if I could capture the fun (and I did), but I still had no idea what flavor of ice cream I’d had in mind. On Thursday I went to the store to get ice cream and on a whim I picked up “The Tonight Dough,” the flavor inspired by Jimmy Fallon. Of course, I took one bite and realized I found the flavor! A new favorite!

I went to bed relatively early, but I was too excited to sleep well. Between that and an active birthday, I am super sleepy today! We woke up early and made our way over, masks in hand, to Universal Studios. Disney is still closed for quarantine safety, but Universal was operating under specific conditions. In the parks, you had to have a mask on unless eating, you had to maintain a distance of six feet from your party, and employees were wiping down surfaces regularly.

Another fun detail: they only had about 50% capacity. Think about it. Small crowds, no one can be near you… that’s an ideal way to experience a theme park.

We rode Rip-it-Rock-it, one of the biggest coasters in the park, back-to-back! Keeping your mask on while riding a high speed roller coaster is TOUGH. Aaron and I both had to readjust at least once. After that we went on the Men In Black ride, which is a shooter game that I’ve gotten better at over time and visits to the park. I pushed the “Little Red Button” first so I got more points than Aaron, much to his chagrin! I love the aesthetic of the Men In Black ride because it’s very themed on retro-futurism. It’s so neat!

After the Men in Black ride, we went to Diagon Alley, the “Harry Potter” themed section of the park, to ride “Escape from Gringotts”, which was also tough to do with a mask on but in a different way. When you cover your nose and mouth and wear special ride glasses, the glasses fog up when your breathing has nowhere to go but up and not out the normal way!

Part of the “Lore” of the ride is that you go down to the bottom of Gringotts Wizarding Bank. To get there, you take an elevator. However, to avoid keeping people in enclosed spaces for too long, they instead had people walk through the queue. I was thunderstruck that it wasn’t a real elevator. I know how silly that sounds but I thought it was an indoor coaster! It made perfect sense for us to have to take an elevator down, and then walk up stairs to get to the ride at a normal height above sea level. Apparently that’s not the case. Aaron made fun of me to another employee that I didn’t know, but I chimed in “NO, IT’S AN ELEVATOR, IT’S JUST NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE.” The employee understood and said “Yes, the elevators are down right now, we have to travel by magical portals.” Aaron was caught and I felt victorious.

We had lunch at The Leaky Cauldron, and I got a delicious chicken sandwich and a Butterbeer (which is just cream soda with a fancy topping. Still, IT’S SPECIAL).

After that, Aaron got us a spot in line to ride the new Harry Potter ride, Hagrid’s Motorbike Adventure, but we had to powerwalk to the other side of the park to get there! The line was immense, but so worth the wait. It opened a year ago, literally, on my birthday last year, and it’s still the biggest line in the park!

The ride itself is a roller coaster where you either drive Hagrid’s motorbike or ride in his sidecar. I rode in the sidecar and it was so fast! I couldn’t believe a non-upside-down coaster could go that fast. It was the coolest ride in the whole park, for sure!

After the coaster, we split up briefly for Aaron to get his afternoon coffee. I wanted to ride the Hogwarts Castle ride, which Aaron didn’t enjoy, so we agreed to split up for me to ride the ride. However, the wait was too long so I instead decided to wait for him to return with his coffee while watching the hourly show in front of the Castle (a dance/stunt show welcoming the other wizard school competitors in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. If you’ve seen the fourth Harry Potter movie, it was just that). I realized “Oh my gosh, I’m alone at Hogwarts. The dream.” It was a nice moment, but then I realized I hadn’t had any water yet and it was ninety degrees outside at that point in the day.

Aaron found me as I bought us waters, and we made our way over to Jurassic Park. Aaron didn’t want to ride Jurassic Park, because at that point the sun was starting to get to him and the line was longer than we expected. We decided to sit down near the splash zone area of the Jurassic Park ride. I got splashed a couple of times before we sat down though, because I wanted a nice sprinkle of refreshment. Aaron then surprised me by getting us another spot in the new Harry Potter ride! He sat and recharged his mental batteries while I rode the Jurassic ride by myself.

A fun note about social distancing in a theme park: less people in each car REALLY helps you enjoy the ride more. It’s less noisy, and you can hear all the sound effects and musical cues a lot better. That was definitely true for the River Adventure ride. Because it was just me, I got the whole front row of the car to myself. THE FRONT ROW. Of my favorite ride. TO MYSELF. I just. So good.

After I got off the ride, Aaron and I went back to the Motorbike Adventure, and this time I rode the bike with him in the sidecar. It was even cooler the second time. After that, we took the “train” back to the other side of the park. Riding the train, even if it isn’t a real train, made me miss London. It’s special.

When we got off the train, we made our way over to “Animal Actors,” a live show with tricks and moviemaking secrets about training animals for movies and tv. I don’t think Aaron would outright say it, but I think it’s his favorite part of the parks. He always wants to go when we visit Universal Studios. It’s so genuine and sweet. The show was different since they couldn’t do the usual in-audience participation, but it was still fun!

It started to rain, so we went over to the ET ride. What I love about the ET ride is that it’s so essential and if anyone tries to get rid of it I’ll annihilate them. How dare you even think about it. The ET ride is so weaved into the fabric of the park that I genuinely can’t imagine it not being there. It’s so wholesome and fun, the most I’d be okay with them doing is updating it.

It was 5PM at this point, and we were starting to get tired and miss the cats. We decided on one final ride: Jimmy Fallon’s Race Through New York. I love the NYC theming of Universal Studios. It reminds me of what I’m working toward every day. So does the ride itself, as it’s modeled after 30 Rockefeller Plaza. It was a nice way to end our day in the parks!

On our way out, we stopped at the NBC Sports Grill (where I get a discount, yay!) and Coldstone Creamery. I didn’t have a birthday cake this year, but I did get their Birthday Cake Remix ice cream flavor. I truly love ice cream.

When we got home, Aaron told me to go check the front door. When I opened the door, there was a beautifully wrapped present, and a friend from work was waiting in her car up the street filming my reaction. I threw caution to the wind and sprinted over to give her a hug. It was the first friend I’ve seen in months. It genuinely made my day even better.

Aaron and I then sat together while I opened my presents, a lot of which were from his mom! I got a few gift cards, some beauty products, and a new pair of Converse, courtesy of Aaron. My friend from work got me a smattering of sweet things from TJ Maxx, including a photo frame and two bags of my favorite chocolates (we’ve been over this: Reese’s Cups and Hershey Miniatures).

It was about 8PM at that point, and the cats had missed me. I took a moment to write some thank you texts, and Jake immediately jumped into my arms. I wasn’t awake for much longer.

Between the day at the parks, the yummy food, and the presents, I felt so loved yesterday. My heart is full thinking about my birthday. Aaron was such a big part of making it such a great day… I better follow through with that New Year’s Resolution to give him a great birthday too!!

 

Offhand Notes:
1. I’ve been working on “The Experiment,” but with different methods. Yesterday I tried contouring based on one of the tutorials, and applying my foundation and eye makeup based on another. The overall goal is to put together a new makeup routine for when I go back into the working world of offices, so I don’t anticipate doing ALL of one look each day. More on this as it develops!

2. I finally went back to my facialist, and she gave me a new product to use at night. It’s a light pink mask that I leave on my face and chest all night. I put it on last night after wearing makeup all day and being in the sun all day and probably not drinking enough water all day, and I woke up feeling gross, like I had slime on my face. Then I looked in the mirror and was thunderstruck at how great my skin looked. Little victories!

Storytime Sunday: She Was a Day Tripper

I had the opportunity to study abroad in London in the spring of 2015. I spent five months walking the streets of London, visiting museums and meditating in Regent’s Park. I spent all my extra money putting myself on planes, trains, and ferries across the country and continental Europe. I went on a lot of great trips but a favorite memory was my solo trip to Liverpool. Growing up I was a big Beatles fan (still am, of course), and I wanted to spend the day learning all I could about the Fab Four up close in their hometown. I woke up before the sun to board a train to Liverpool, arriving in town at around 9 AM. I had only my phone to guide me through the city, and I stopped at a local diner to have the breakfast of champions: pancakes and a cookies and cream milkshake.

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I think I waved at a child who was impressed that I had a milkshake for breakfast.

Eventually I meandered over to “The Beatles Story,” a museum on the main dock of Liverpool dedicated to the band. I remember seeing the massive line of people who hadn’t pre-ordered their tickets. I thought to myself “Pfft. Amateurs,” as I walked past them to exchange my pre-purchase ticket for access into the museum. It was a “long and winding” museum that took you through their history from their humble beginnings all the way through to John Lennon’s “Imagine” period. There were guitars, original album pressings, Yellow Submarine figures, Eleanor Rigby’s tombstone… they even recreated the club where The Beatles first started to play and gain popularity! You weren’t allowed up on the makeshift stage though, I remember wanting to get up there and pretend to be a rock star. It was very surreal to see all of that history for four of the greatest musicians. Did you know Ringo voiced the narrator on Thomas the Tank Engine + Friends? Wild!

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The museum concluded with an all white room with the piano John used to write “Imagine.” I teared up as they played the classic melody on loop. If you look closely, there’s a pair of his glasses on the piano.

There was a neat cafe and sitting area with Beatles lyrics all on the walls. I want to recreate that wall in my house one day. Or at least, something similar. I then boarded a bus that took me around Liverpool and showed me a few legendary Beatles locations. We saw Penny Lane (yes, THE Penny Lane), John’s childhood home, and Strawberry Fields, among other cool places. We also stopped off to go see Paul’s childhood home, where we were greeted by the caretakers of the house. They were locking up because they had just let in Mike… as in, Paul’s brother, Mike. I was. Shook. Chills!

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This is me being a goofy goober hanging on the fence that leads to Strawberry Fields. John would climb the gate and his Aunt Mimi would shout for him to get down or the police would hang him. His response? “There’s nothing to get hung about!”

The tour concluded at The Cavern, where the Beatles first performed. Back then, they were still the Quarrymen. They were first found by Brian Epstein in the Cavern, who signed as their manager and rocketed them into stardom within months. We could get a free postcard in exchange for the ticket from the tour. I bought my first beer in that club! I was on borrowed time by then, because I needed to catch an early evening train back to London. I listened to the band and soaked up the surreal reality of that moment, in all its glory, and downed almost all of my beer and ran outside to find the train station.

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M’ first pint! I looked like a total loser just vibing by myself. It was a great day. I was happy. But let it be known that I do not like beer.

I was twenty years old, in a city I’d only been in for seven hours, half drunk off my first “pint”. I ran around for ten minutes in a blitzy blurry haze, not wanting to waste money on a cab to the train. It was less than a mile away, according to my map! I just couldn’t read the map.
Eventually I gave up and hailed a cab… I was in it for roughly two minutes. I had literally been around the corner. I was overwhelmed and it was dark, okay?!

It was a 3-pound trip but I gave the driver a fiver, forgetting that you don’t tip in England. I remember he had a smile in his voice when I said “Keep the change” and he said “Oh, thank you!”

I raced up the stairs, at 5:18, with a train leaving at 5:21 (give or take). My tipsy dumb self still turned at the top of the stairs and yelled “LIVERPOOL I LOVE YOU! GOODNIGHT!” to the city below and then sprinted to the correct train track. I got on and the train actually departed a few minutes late.

Remembering that day brings back really good memories. I had only spent a day in Liverpool but I remember really liking it, winding and rainy and all. I remember thinking “If I ever need to escape it all and hide, I’m moving to Liverpool.” So if I ever vanish without a trace, assume I’m there. I hope I can go back someday without a timeframe to keep in mind.

I didn’t remember this but I just googled it: George Michael bought John’s piano and gave it to the museum when it went on auction, because he feared it would be put in storage by a random collector. What a guy.

I will close this storytime with this incredible line from a mildly good movie:

Story-time Sunday

I’ve decided to kickstart a new initiative, where I share a fun anecdote about me! I’m going to begin this with the craziest thing I’ve ever done:

It was Labor Day Weekend in 2015. Three friends and I decided to go to the lake to swim and… cliff dive?! I figured it’d be a nice bonding day with the girls, all of whom I’d known since two years prior. We had to walk through some woods and up a hill to get there.

One of the girls had insisted that everyone went there, and I figured “Okay. It’s not like people have died doing this. We’ll be fine.”

I was proved right when, as we neared the drop-off point, we started passing others leaving the lake with speakers, chairs, and towels. We got to the drop-off point where people were slipping into the water and jumping off the rocks. I was scared of slipping in my shoes and spraining my ankle, so I basically slid in on my butt!

Meanwhile, the bravest of us girls quickly climbed to the biggest rock and jumped in feet first. I was impressed, but not impressed enough to try it myself. I was scared I’d slip and get hurt.

Ironic, considering what happened after that!

We had basically been swimming around some bigger rocks at the edge of the lake, but there was a legitimate 70 ft cliff. There were a group of probably ten people our age, maybe a few years younger or older, crowded around watching other people jump. Only one or two of them had gone for it.

I decided to walk up, on my own. I slipped out of the water unnoticed and trekked up to find the group of people, all huddled around the edge, the majority too scared to jump.

I was scared to jump. I thought I’d hit a rock going down and break my neck, or end up paralyzing myself and drowning.

This is probably the worst time to think of this quote, but a Taylor Swift line flashed in my head: “Fearlessness isn’t the absence of fear. It’s having the fear but jumping anyway.”

The Hell with it, I thought to myself. Either I live and I can say I did it, or I die and I don’t have to pay my student loans. Win-win. 

I took a step toward the edge of the cliff. One of the girls in the group was filming on her camera and asked if I was going to jump. When I said yes, she and her friends cheered. I told her my name and to tell my mom I loved her.

They counted me down 3… 2… 1…

I jumped.

Holy heckin’ bob, my heart’s pounding just remembering it. Have you ever played a video game where a character does a big leap, and you watch them slowly fall in the air until they stick their landing? That’s how I felt. For what felt like a full minute, but was probably barely five seconds, it was absolute silence. I wished I could control gravity, so I could have stayed floating in midair, looking at the sparkling lake from that point of view.

Then the water came.

I cut into the lake like glass and felt pain rising up into my body. I hadn’t seriously injured anything, but going that far that fast isn’t like jumping into the pool from the low diving board!

I felt my entire bathing suit slip, both the top and the bottom. I was shocked to feel my bikini bottom falling off, because that had never happened ever! I hoisted them up as I rose to the surface, and clung on to the top of my bikini to make sure I didn’t flash any nearby swimmers. I cheered and the group up top cheered too, seeing that I was alive!

I paddled over to a nearby swimmer and asked them to reclasp my swimsuit and they did. That was nice. I dog paddled back to the other side of the water to tell my friends that I had done it!

I probably should have brought one of them along for evidence. Who cares though, right? I know I did it.

The next day, my body took no time in reminding me that I had done it. EVERY body part felt bruised. My arms, my legs, my chest… even where my bikini bottoms covered felt sore! I remember going to the gym, promising to take it easy on myself, and then nearly sliding off a workout bench with the pain of sitting on it!

Naturally, though, the pain was worth it. That day was just a part of an even greater summer. Now, I can say I’ve done cliff diving, at least once. I never have to do it again.

With that in mind, does that mean I need to go sky diving, or shark diving? Either way, it might be time for another high-stakes jump!