You know what the real “beautiful lie” is? Contouring your bone structure into a different bone structure.
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You know what the real “beautiful lie” is? Contouring your bone structure into a different bone structure.
Continue reading “Makeup Makeover: Releasing the Wonder Woman Within”
TikTok trends, Star Wars and superheroes… but make it fashion.
Call me a quitter, call me conscientious … call me Salvador Dali. My skin needs a break. Continue reading “Makeup Experiment: An Early Conclusion”
In this week’s continuation of my attempt to get better at makeup, I looked again to Snitchery… and a new foe.
No, I’m just kidding. We’ve never met. She’s very pretty.
Today, we continue the quest for a more polished full face of makeup. And boy oh boy, was today’s venture a QUEST. Today’s look is inspired by Bella Hadid, and guided by Snitchery.
First of all: Who is Bella Hadid?
Bella Hadid is the daughter of former model (and Real Housewife) Yolanda Hadid. She is the younger sister of Gigi Hadid. Good lucks clearly run in the family, as Yolanda, Bella, and Gigi have all found success within the world of fashion modeling. Bella initially started out as a photography student at the Parsons School of Design, but dropped out to focus on her career! Since her career has taken off, her unique, “snatched” face has been the subject of envy (not to mention much scrutiny– many say that her look is the work of a plastic surgeon, rather than the genetic powers that be).
It’s true, her form of contour is prominently across the Instagram accounts of almost every influencer. The actual look is called the “Fox Eye” look, and you are guaranteed to look like you’re on your way to kill James Bond.
This look took me about an hour and twenty minutes to complete, so let’s just jump on in, shall we?
The Materials:
Notes on the Procedure:
My lighting has improved! I purchased a ring light to provide better application of this look (and makeup looks to come). The tutorial I followed didn’t go in depth into foundation/concealer coverage, so I elected to follow my instincts in that respect, as inspired by my first trial. As well, the eyebrows portion of the tutorial calls for a brown shadow and for the ends of your natural brows to be shaved. I instead used concealer to erase the “tail” of my natural brow, and used the brown pencil attached to my brow brush wand. Penultimately, the artist points out ways to elevate the look to the next level. I will indicate these steps with a note in the procedure below; I completed all “Next Level” suggestions in this trial. Lastly, the Lip instructions called for a darker, neutral color, but I went for a bright red lip instead. I think this made the different tones pop!
The Procedure:
The Results:
| The Person | The Before | The After |
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Analysis:
Holy heckin’ bob, my face. Melania Trump called, she wants her face structure back! The contouring in this process was unreal. I also felt like the eye look was very flattering. I also impressed myself with how I pulled off the lifted brow look. It took some finessing on my end, but it’s something I would try again! I also feel like using only a third or so of a false lash is the way to go. It gives the lift I like to my eyes, without overwhelming my eyes with false lashes that don’t always stick or a lash “glue” that smudges, and stays smudged, for days after the look is wiped off my face. My main concern falls, again, to my lips. I love the lip color that I chose, but I feel as though my bottom lip looks great but my upper lip just vanishes. Eleanor has bigger natural lips than I do, but the difference isn’t massive. I feel like I need more practice to get that incredible shape that she manages to accomplish every time! The look is great on camera, but in person it is a tad much. Aaron said the overall look was nice, but he isn’t a big fan of a bright red lip as it is. When I blotted to get rid of excess color after having lunch, he much preferred that end result.
Conclusion:
This was a fun look that stayed pretty for an entire work day, with the exception of my lip color, which began smudging almost IMMEDIATELY after taking a drink or eating. I think that’s just par for the course in liquid lipstick! It is the sand of the makeup world (it gets everywhere). I will work on a lighter, more wearable version of this look that will be nice in person. I will certainly keep the lash look and contour technique in my back pocket for the future. I mean, look at my cheekbones! I could cut glass with those!
In today’s section of the experiment, we have:
To quote the millenial’s Walter Cronkite, “Let’s just jump into it.”
Today’s look was inspired by this Snitchery video in which she presents a “no-makeup” look. She provides the context that the makeup looks she usually put together and shares on Instagram looks great on camera when filming, but a lot of the time it looks too caked to look good in person. In this video, she explains how she does her makeup when she’s going to be with people, hanging out at home. This is her version of “Hello, I am awake.”
I would say this version of “Hello, I am awake” is a better version of what I do when I want to say “Hello, I am awake.” The purpose of this experiment/series was to elevate my “Hello, I am awake” look, without looking too caked or taking too long, so this video felt like a good way to focus in on this overall goal!
Materials:
Notes On My Procedure:
Yesterday, I was having a blissfully quiet day at work when my coworker informed me there was a Zoom (videochat) meeting in an hour. For this meeting, we were REQUIRED TO BE ON CAMERA. My bare face (complete with breakout) and messy wet hair would not do. I decided to play around with the Bella Hadid tutorial steps, since I felt it would be the most dramatic look that would translate well on camera. I put together this look looking in my webcam! It was then that I discovered that the natural lighting of my workspace and the camera of my computer were a much better environment for makeup application. My makeup looked great, so great that I almost wanted to go to dinner that night just so it wouldn’t go to waste. Naturally, of the eight people on the videochat, only half of us were on video, so it wasn’t even necessary. Hmph.
Today’s look was put together with much better lighting than usual!
Procedure:
The Results:
| The Person | The Before | The After |
| Eleanor Barnes, aka “Snitchery” | ![]() |
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Analysis:
Aaron mentioned multiple times that I looked pretty today! That said, I feel like this look didn’t look all that natural. I think you could tell that I put on makeup. Despite using a lot less foundation, I still look like I put on a lot of foundation. It definitely succeeds in an “elevated” version of the “I am awake” look I was going for, but I wonder if I can go even further. This was the best my lashes have looked, and I wore them for roughly ten hours today without smudging and getting the lash applicator liner on my eyelid!
Conclusion:
I am prepared to do more with less! I am excited to keep improving my technique. I will for sure be employing false lashes on the regular. I’m comforted that I can still repair the “uneven” skin tone I have with less product. I think I’m slowly getting better at making my lips look fuller, but while my lips looked great on camera, I feel like in person I looked like Jynx from Pokemon. Overall, I’m making great progress, but I still have a long way to go.
Coming Up Next:
While out and about with Aaron today, I stopped in at Ulta and picked out a few products… chief among them being a certain makeup brush that is necessary to pull off the Bella Hadid makeup look. Oh yes. Part 5. Let’s get snatched.
In my last post, my intention was to go for the Bella Hadid inspired makeup look. However, CHAOS STRUCK.
After a nice long day out, Aaron and I intended to go to a house tour and dinner before settling in for the night. Our tour was at 4:15, so we had to leave by 3:45. I thought that starting my makeup at 3:00 would be enough time!
I was wrong. At 3:38 I was just barely finishing my eyes, with no time for my lips, fake lashes, highlighter, or blow dry and style my hair (I figured a high ponytail with hoop earrings would tie the look together). Aaron insisted we leave on time, so I decided to cut my losses. Ten minutes later I had full on contour, a wave of mascara, and lipstick, with a dress and sparkly earrings. Aaron said I looked pretty, which was nice, but IT WAS ONLY HALF OF A LOOK.
To top it all off, we arrived at the development for the tour on time, only to not be allowed in because the realtor company didn’t let the security know we were coming. They didn’t even pick up the phone when the gate called the house! The audacity! I RUSHED for nothing!
That said, I decided to turn things around and take advantage of a full face of makeup. One of my other makeup experiments was testing the four looks depicted in “Why YOU should change your ENTIRE lip routine to fit YOUR face.” I wanted to test with a full face of makeup, because I felt as though having a bare face with a full lip would be incongruous and throw off my opinions of each look; there I was with a full face of makeup, and no place to go! After we got home from dinner, I assembled the materials, and got to work.
Materials:
Note on My Procedure:
This procedure suggests a natural, moisturizing lip balm. My lip balms are often drying or too sticky, so I elected to use Vaseline petroleum jelly. In small amounts, I find it takes on color and isn’t too gummy or sticky.
Procedure:
This video contained four “looks” to sample. They will each be enumerated below:
Look 1: The “Natural” Look
Look 2: The “IG Baddie” Look
Look 3: The “IG Baddie” Look, Improved
Look 4: The Vintage/Flapper Goddess
Let’s compare the before and after!
| The Person | The Before | Look 1 | Look 2 | Look 3 | Look 4 |
| Eleanor Barnes, aka “Snitchery” | ![]() |
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Analysis:
Obviously, Snitchery’s natural lip shape is fuller than mine (she also briefly had fillers, but I believe she had them taken out at this point). She also has professional lighting on her side, along with a stronger hand at makeup. That said, I found that “drawing in” my cupid’s bow looked almost, obvious? I felt you could tell where my lip was and my cupid bow space was filled in to match. I think that the “IG baddie” look covered it best, but the vintage, flapper lip looked good too. I’m lucky that bright red tends to go with my skin tone the most!
If you click through my photos, you may notice a pattern. Are you ready for an earth shattering discovery?
My lips… ARE UNEVEN.
Yes! The left side of my lip is slightly fuller than the right. I have an angular right side, and a “poofed” left side (I say “poof” lightly because let’s be real, my lips aren’t very prominent).
Because I was at home, and Aaron was working on a project, I didn’t get his take on EACH look. What he saw of look 2, though, he liked! That’s a good as I can take it.
Conclusion:
I feel like my lips are a problem area. I will probably devote more time into finding a way to making them look more proportionate, rather than matching everyone else on Instagram! Also, I think I might benefit by looking at how people who do their makeup professionally daily look in real life, and how their lips look in person compared to what I see on Instagram. Filters are ruining what I consider realistic expectations!
Coming Up Next:
There was an additional bonus to the circumstances that led me to going for the “lips” practice instead of the “Bella Hadid” practice: Snitchery uses a flathead brush to apply bronzer and contour. She also uses a certain palette that both she and Tana (from my previous post) rave about for contouring. That said, the designer/creator of said palette has been out partying like crazy while her state is still in lockdown! Super selfish, not cool. I don’t want to give her my money. I might use this as an opportunity to find a new contour palette. The tutorial requires use of a lighter shade, and the palette I have has light shades, but they don’t have any staying power on my face. With that in mind, part 4 will be “Why YOU Should Change Your ENTIRE Makeup Routine.”
Two months later, and it’s time to experiment! I am completing a different look with each post.
In this post, I am breaking down the makeup look as described in Tana Mongeau – trying EVERY SINGLE viral Tik Tok beauty hack blackout drunk.
She is way more experienced at makeup than me, and also has fillers and filters at her disposal to make herself look even better. She also is four years younger than me, more money than me, and a less stressful job than me, so she doesn’t have the same aggravations that I have that make my face so sad.
Materials:
Notes on My Procedure:
There were several products that were used in the video that I did not have at my disposal. These steps were eliminated. The purpose was to test TikTok makeup tips, so an additional step was added to include a separate TikTok makeup tip. I will note where indicated. Tana filled in her brows offscreen, but I use my eyeliner to fill in my brows. It’s close to my natural color!
Procedure:
Let’s compare the “before” and the “after”!
| The Person | The Before | The After |
| Tana Mongeau | ![]() |
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Analysis:
There’s an obvious difference in MY after compared to Tana’s. That said, she has professional lighting and, as stated previously, a better hand at makeup. She was apparently drunk while filming, so the fact that she has a stronger makeup hand when inebriated compared to my bright and sunny morning hand is… disappointing? I don’t know. I do think my face looks slimmer (from contouring) and my skin tone looks more even (from concealer rand foundation). I do not think my lips look fuller, which is the intention with connecting your cupid’s bow at the top. The BIGGEST note I have is that the lashes make all the difference in the world.
I did not use the same brands of products that she used (with a few exceptions), and I don’t think that my tools would make the look better. That said, she had good things to say about the palette she used to fix her contouring, as well as the lip products she used. I might try the lip products in the future!
How does it fare in the wild, you may ask? I asked Aaron for feedback, and this was his response (with the caveat that yes, I always look pretty, and I don’t need to wear makeup for him to like me, etc.):
Conclusion:
Tana Mongeau has her flaws and problematic past (some would also say problematic present), but her makeup almost always looks good. The purpose of this experiment is to elevate my every day look with something that looks more eye-catching, that falls neatly between “she is awake” and “she straight up drew a new person on her face.” I would use the lip tips in the future, as well as the concealer tip. Also… fake lashes are an absolute game changer.
Coming Up Next:
How to look SNATCHED like Bella Hadid! I have tried working on the contouring skills mentioned in this video, and I like the results so far. I’m excited to see where this one goes!
Two months ago, I published a post on things I wanted to accomplish during this time of lockdown. I haven’t made that much of a dent. What is it about me that has grandiose ideas but never executes them? Do I need to lower my expectations? Redefine the word? Bueller?
No, the solution is to actually execute. Which brings us to today!
Our Woman Crush Wednesday for the week is an influencer named Eleanor Barnes, but her online alias is Snitchery. I don’t remember the first time I saw her was, but she is a makeup wizard, somehow changing her face each time I see her! She is all about the aesthetic, doing full blown cosplays in her bedroom once a week (for the ‘gram, of course) and posting makeup tutorials on Youtube semi-regularly. On top of all that, she has a sick body that grabbed the attention of Queen Rihanna herself and is now a rep for Fenty, Rihanna’s fashion line. Snitchery actually fully grabbed my attention when she posted a photo in a gorgeous corset from Fenty, even though I had seen her floating around my social media-sphere for a hot minute prior to that post.
Anyway, I fell down a rabbit hole of her videos and fell in awe of her talent. She provides thorough descriptions of how she achieves certain looks, and I figured the best way to optimize this rabbit hole would be to actually try the looks myself.
This post is a step one, the pre-op consult if you will. Similar to my Glam-Girl Manifesto from last September, I’ve compiled a list of videos and the procedures detailed in them to guide me along the way.
I’m going to move forward with this post the way I would have with a Science Fair project board. I miss those. No, I wasn’t a nerd in school.
Purpose: The purpose of this experiment is to determine if I can establish a more polished and impressive makeup look. A routine that can be applied before work and trips to Disney is ideal, so that I still appear human but like a goddess trying to LOOK like a human.
Prediction: I will impress and horrify myself at how different I can look with different makeup looks. I will also figure out what lip style looks best for my face, as well as an eye look that does not wash me out or make my face look patchy or ashy.
Hypothesis: If you spend enough time on your face, then you will eventually find what looks best on you.
Background/Research: The majority of the looks I will be attempting on this adventure are from the aforementioned Snitchery’s Youtube tutorials. That said, I have thrown in another look to consider, courtesy of Tana Mongeau, who I would consider to be the ultimate foil to Snitchery.
Here are the videos being referenced in the execution of this experiment:
Tana Mongeau – trying EVERY SINGLE viral Tik Tok beauty hack blackout drunk.
Snitchery – How YOU can look like Bella Hadid WITHOUT surgery
Snitchery – Why YOU should change your ENTIRE makeup routine | feat. Glamnetic
Snitchery – Why YOU should change your ENTIRE brow routine to fit YOUR face
Snitchery – The Secret To Perfect Skin… FAKE IT WITH MAKEUP
Snitchery – Why YOU should change your ENTIRE lip routine to fit YOUR face
Procedure: To accomplish this goal, I will go through each of the above videos one by one and following along. I will take before and after photos each time, as well as gain feedback from Aaron on what he thinks of each look.
In the next post, I will include my Materials (products used for each look), Data, Results, and Conclusion! In the meantime, let’s pray for my skin, who will be going from having makeup on it three times in the past three months to 6+ looks in four days.
UPDATE: This will take longer than I thought. Should’ve guessed.