Naming the Enemy: My Love of Chocolate

Today is Easter Sunday! On this day, this one dude everyone liked pulled the biggest prank of all time by COMING BACK TO LIFE. Or something. I don’t know. I’m Jewish.

While things are at the bare minimum today because of all the lockdown regulations, the few times I’ve made it to the store, I’ve seen the pastel paint, the flower decorations, and yes, the Easter candy. While I haven’t been able to really enjoy Easter as a Jewish woman, I will say: Cadbury eggs are pretty neat. I haven’t had one in years but that filling is FUN.

Anyway, considering this holiday and my classic journey to a healthier lifestyle, I thought it might be a good idea to name my closest “frenemy”: chocolate.

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Image from Google/CityTV. “Nothing Left to Lose.” 30 Rock. Lauren Gurganous & Nina Pedrad. 5 April 2012. NBC.

Chocolate and I go way back. Halloween candy, comfort in Cathy cartoons, and a hand to hold on happy and sad occasions. We’ve had our good days, like cocoa powder in breakfast smoothies and treating myself to dairy free cookie dough, but we’ve also seen “I’m going to eat this entire bag of Hershey Kisses because no one’s around to stop me” days. It seems like chocolate and I are the best of friends and the greatest of foes.

I find myself so often hating myself for eating chocolate, but I think that the more I punish myself, the worse it gets. So rather than look at chocolate as something negative, today I will be praising this delicious treat. Thus, I give you: my favorite ways to eat chocolate.

  1. Hershey Nuggets. What is it about these bad boys that makes me so giddy? Perhaps it’s that they’re so small, the sweetness has nowhere else to go. I also really like the silver wrapping. I like the shiny aesthetic.
  2. Chocolate Chip Cookies. This has only really taken form in the past year. I blame my office cafeteria, which regularly has soft, thick chocolate chip cookies. As well, I’ve been to Levain Bakery in NYC twice in the past year, and I literally almost bought a ticket to NYC a few weeks ago for the sole purpose of getting one of those cookies. I’ve baked them twice in quarantine.

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    Image from Giphy. It’s Cookie Monster. I can only presume it’s from Sesame Street.
  3. Brownies. Any and all context. I don’t bake them enough, because Aaron’s more of a cookie guy, but if you put them in any flavor of ice cream, I’m listening.

  4. M&M’s. Maybe I like that it’s got the same letter as my name, maybe I like how easy and fun they are to eat, or maybe I love the memory of shotgunning M&M minis in the checkout line of the grocery store with my mom. Whomst can say. All I *can* say is that I would love to, one day, have a photoshoot where I am photographed in a bathtub filled with M&Ms.
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    Image from Giphy. Vintage M&M’s Commercial.
  5. Nutella. Nutella. Nutella. I’ve just met a girl named Nutella, and suddenly that name will never be the same to me… I love West Side Story and this cocoa hazelnut spread. I will put Nutella on anything. Pancakes, toast, bananas, strawberries, ice cream… I cannot, nor will I ever, be stopped. I have told myself that when I decide to (if I am blessed with the ability to) bear a child, I will be the most healthy pregnant woman, eating for two only the healthiest and purest substances on earth. I still intend to do that… save for Nutella. Maybe I’ll find an organic, vegan version that is less artificial, but even then, this substance will forever be a part of my life. I’m against a Nutella free life, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.nutellaspread
  6. Frosting. I completely blame this on Jeffree Star. Jeffree enjoys eating fast food and frosting straight from the carton, because he has a metabolism higher than Mt. Everest. I however, would put my metabolism somewhere between the Marianas Trench and where the Titanic shipwreck currently lies. Hence, he has toothpick legs, so much so that you could use them to skewer my cocktail weenie legs.

    via GIPHY

  7. Donuts. If I had to eat myself to death, it would be with donuts. There is this one chocolate filled donut at Dunkin that makes me feel happy. A lot of times, the average person probably thinks “Oh, I shouldn’t eat this, I don’t need it,” when they eat a donut. I am one of those people, except for this donut. The first time I ate this donut I thought to myself “Wow, I am very happy I ate this.” I love donuts.donut
  8. Reeses Cups. It was the winter of 2018, when something inside of me snapped and suddenly I had eaten an entire bag of fun sized Reeses cups. It was not fun, and yet, I cannot be stopped when it comes to a Reeses Cup. I love Reeses Cups.

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    What? This clip of me eating a Reeses Cup on Jimmy Fallon? Wow, I’m breathtaking. Just kidding, it’s Wonder Woman Gal Gadot. Click the image for the clip in full.
  9. Smores. I know I already said Hershey’s earlier, but Smores hit on another level. It’s a sandwich from heaven. My two favorite desserts are Smores and Key Lime Pie!

  10. I feel like I could say I saved the best for last, because I would combine any of these with the coup de grace that is:

  11. Oreos. The cream. The cookie. Dip it in some milk. Swipe some frosting on it. Dunk it in Nutella. You get the idea. Oreos are my life. I love Oreos. I… love them.

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    Stephen Colbert having an emotional breakdown… but with exquisite taste.

National Chocolate Day is October 28 this year, and International Chocolate Day is July 7. I might have to revisit this entry on either or both of those days. Until then, my dear sweet chocolate: I love you. Forever.

 

Two Americans, Five Countries, One Honeymoon.

This morning, Aaron and I were pleasantly awakened by our cats stirring and stretching in preparation for their 7AM meal of the morning. Aaron fed them but then went downstairs to make some coffee. I quickly fell back to sleep, only to wake up sometime later and realize he wasn’t next to me, drinking his coffee and reading his Kindle. He texted me to come downstairs, needing help with the dishes from our Valentine’s dinner (he made me Chicken Piccata with roasted vegetables, sweet German wine, and fresh baked bread. HE BAKED. BREAD). I don’t know if it was just a subconscious thought, or my brain registering the scent of foreshadowing, but as I stood up I thought, “Wow. Our honeymoon was so special. We should go back.”

I walked downstairs to see Aaron had taken his fresh baked bread and served it up as a mini palate of shakshuka for us to enjoy for breakfast. My heart sang. How lucky am I? The spicy tomato spread he had prepared and the perfect texture of the bread reminded me of the tasty foods we enjoyed while sailing through the Dalmatian coast on our honeymoon. I wanted to give a day-by-day play-by-play of each moment, but no one has time for that. So instead:

TOP TEN MOMENTS OF OUR HONEYMOON

  1. Breakfast at the Majestic Hotel. Our flight from the US to our honeymoon landed in Barcelona, giving us about 24 hours in the city before boarding our ship. We’d had a brief but fun first day walking the city, but on October 30, it was about getting to the ship and sailing away on our adventure! We were set to head to our ship at 11, so we decided to enjoy a nice breakfast at our hotel: the Majestic Hotel, located ten minutes from Las Ramblas. It was all marble, rooftop pool, and the greatest complimentary breakfast I have heretofore experienced (okay, tied for the one we had in Venice ten days later). I made myself the most perfectly proportioned mimosa, and enjoyed a little bite of each of their offerings: pancakes, fresh fruit, eggs as you like it, charcuterie, muffins, and yes… breakfast pizza. This was only a foreshadowing of the deliciousness to come.

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    Okay, so this isn’t from breakfast, this is from the day before, when the staff surprised us with a welcome and congratulations complimentary cake! Note the little card, addressed to Mr. Brunet and Mrs. Mallory
  2. The View of Monaco from our ship. We boarded the Celebrity Constellation later that day and set sail to our first stop, Monaco. We spent the day walking the old city, tasting the best chocolate I’ve ever had, walking coastal gardens, and walking through the nicest shopping center filled with shops of clothes I can’t afford yet. I’ll get there though. The memory alone makes me want to work into billionaire status. That night, Aaron and I had a fabulous dinner, went to a fabulous performance of a violinist, and then parted ways for a bit while he took a shower. I took to the deck to watch us drift a few miles away to Nice, our next stop. The coastal city was all lit up with the night lights, twinkling not so distantly. I don’t think they’ve created the words to describe that view yet. All I’ll say is every bit of pain I’ve experienced, every heartbreak, sorrow, or silly mistake I’ve made, has been worth it, because it brought me to that night and that view. I don’t think I’ve ever experienced gratitude more intently.

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    This view at night was everything.
  3. Serenity at the Trevi Fountain. My mom, sister, and movies told me that I would love Rome. Maybe it was just the day of our trip, but wow… we really did not. The city was full of history and though we appreciated being there, it was just SO crowded and SO dense. The most crowded spot in our entire day trip was visiting the Trevi Fountain. Aaron, myself, and probably a thousand other tourists were all packed like sardines into this tiny square with the iconic fountain. Aaron was NOT having the crowd, and to be fair, I wasn’t very enthused either. But what, are we NOT going to take a photo of it? We shuffled our way to the front of the fountain and down the steps to be right at it’s edge. Despite the horde, for a moment there, everything froze. It felt like the crowd of a thousand dwindled down to a few small families. The sounds of every language in the world was lost in the sound of rushing water from the various fountain spots. I tossed a coin into the fountain, closed my eyes, and made a wish. The world is wide enough for all of us.

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    Are there ten dozen other tourists looking to get the same photo behind me right now? I hadn’t noticed.
  4. The Gelato in Sicily. If I could narrow down the food of this trip, it was all bread and cheese and champagne and chocolate and yes, gelato. When we arrived in Sicily, I expected to have spicy pizza and maybe some wine. While I did have some wine, I instead learned about other specialties in Sicily, like pistachios. It was that day that I tried pistachio gelato for the first time. Growing up, my mom had always ordered pistachio ice cream, while my dad and siblings would go for cookies and cream, vanilla, chocolate… you know, normal flavors! I never understood how my mom could like pistachio, a nut based ice cream, when hot cookie dough ice cream with hot fudge was an option. Then I had fresh pistachio gelato, paired with Nutella gelato. I was overwhelmed. Overjoyed. Speechless with happiness. I ate pistachio gelato with nutella almost every day for the rest of the trip. Each gelato place was delicious, but that scoop in Sicily was my favorite. It was on my mind long after we returned home.

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    My body ate the gelato before my camera did, so enjoy this photo of the sea from our restaurant that day.
  5. The Streetcat of Greece. There was plenty to enjoy on this trip, but we had a bit of excitement every time we saw a dog or a street cat. Greece had multiple street cats. We did a food tour of Corfu, enjoying fresh cheese, kumquats, and limoncello. We also indulged in a five course lunch, where we were served bread baskets and wine and salad and fish. Halfway through our meal, a street cat traipsed into the restaurant. I don’t know if he could sense that Aaron was the cat person of our trip, but he strolled right up to Aaron, who quickly fed him some fish. The happy little kitty jumped into Aaron’s lap for cuddles. Aaron smiled the way he does when he’s really happy but is trying to be cool about it. By the time we left the restaurant the cat was moving on to the rest of his day, but Aaron gave me a look that said “Well, maybe we COULD take him home with us.” We would never! Too dangerous! And yet. Jake and Rosa were born four days later.

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    Very good cat jumped in Aaron’s lap.
  6. Montenegro wine. We were scheduled to go into Montenegro, the next day, but the sea was angry that day. The coast guard of the nation did not feel comfortable (nor did our captain) letting us tender that day in the choppy, windy waves. We were given a day at sea in exchange. Aaron and I were really looking forward to our tour through the city, but instead went onto our stateroom’s balcony to at least look at the view. Our surroundings looked like something out of “Game of Thrones” (they actually filmed the show not far from where we were). With that in mind, Aaron grabbed a bottle of wine we had been given by the staff as a welcome/congratulations present. Fun fact about me: I’m not a big drinker. If it doesn’t taste like juice (think champagne or Riesling) or a smoothie (think a frozen margarita), I’m probably not interested. I’m certainly not a fan of red wine. That said, standing on our deck, looking at the windy moody seaside of the Balkans, sipping red wine… I felt a sudden need to crush my enemies and set them ablaze in the scept.

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    Remember the Iron Fleet before you sail your thousands of soldiers in for a sneak attack.
  7. A cold Croatian night. That night was just as fun. The live performance from the night before wasn’t able to get back to shore, so they agreed to do another show that night. Lucky for us, since we hadn’t gone to the show the previous night! It was a group of UK boys performing soul music, and they performed Boyz II Men, Stevie Wonder, and Michael Jackson. At one point, they invited everyone to dance to one of their songs. I loved their energy and wanted them to feel encouraged. I also love dancing. So I went for it, and thankfully other people did too! After the show, Aaron and I grabbed a drink and went to the top deck. It was FREEZING, but Aaron didn’t notice. We walked and looked at the stars, and Aaron delightedly talked about the constellations. If it were ten degrees warmer I would have stayed up there for hours… but it wasn’t, and we made our way back to the room. That said, the Baked Alaska for dessert that night would only be the beginning for one of my favorite nights on our honeymoon.

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    The Celebrity Constellation is a very nice ship in which you feel like a Celebrity and stare at constellations but also interesting light fixtures.
  8. The Royal Vineyards of Zadar. On our last day of the ship, we toured Zadar, Croatia. The city was quiet, but remarkably beautiful. The day ended with a wine tasting at a vineyard at the top of the seaside hills. That view was almost as good as the one of Monaco. Aaron and I stole a few grapes from the vineyard vines, then followed our group to the scenic tables set up for us to enjoy the wines (they were paired with cheese, carpaccio, and yes, bread). I would go back just to picnic and enjoy that view for a day… and stargaze from the hill at night.

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    They say “take only pictures, leave only footprints.” I agree. Except in vineyards. Then it’s “Take photos and grapes like a goblin when no one’s looking.”
  9. The boots in Venice. For those who didn’t know, Venice is a canal-based city. You travel by foot or by taking a gondola. The ancient city was not built for modern society, and neither is their plumbing. When we arrived to the city, the streets were HEAVILY flooded. It was just par for the course for everyone else! They set up high rise planks to help tourists avoid flooding, and by flooding, I mean literally wading through the streets in a foot of standing water. As Aaron and I walked the city in this plank, we saw people walk past us in knee-high, poncho-plastic boots. Street vendors were selling them left and right. I thought they were a cheap tourist trap, and I was hesitant to spend the money, especially when I was sure they’d be expensive by tourist standards. They were ten euros a pair. WORTH IT. Aaron and I got bright neon boots to cover our sneakers and pant legs so we could walk through the city with ease. The typically jam-packed St Mark’s Square was near empty because of the water. I got a near-perfect photo without crowds. They may have looked a bit silly, but they were money well spent. They’re sitting tucked into the ottoman at the foot of our bed. Who knows? Maybe we’ll need them again one day!

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    It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up.
  10. The cafe in Amsterdam. After our two days in Venice, it was time to return to reality. We woke at 3AM to catch a 5AM flight to Amsterdam for a five hour layover. We landed at 9AM Amsterdam time. We decided to make the most of the layover and took a train from the airport into the city. I had fallen in love with the city when I had been there a few years earlier, and I was excited to share it with Aaron. I had the idea to find the Nutella cafe I had gone to then to get a crepe for breakfast, but Aaron requested we not venture too deep into the city, lest we get lost and end up sprinting through the airport to get to our flight on time. We wandered for ten minutes, enjoying the sunshine and the way the city felt clean and peaceful. Suddenly, there he was. A cat in a window of a bar. Turns out that bar was actually a restaurant (that yes, served alcohol at a reasonable hour). I grabbed Aaron and showed him the cat, and insisted we see if there was breakfast in this restaurant. We walked in and just as our feet passed the threshold, a piano version of “Someday My Prince Will Come” from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves” began to play. My mind was made up as I turned to Aaron and said “Oh. We’re staying here.” Aaron had a coffee and I had a hot chocolate, which was served with whipped cream and gingerbread cookies and it coincidentally (?) looked like Mickey Mouse ears. It felt like fate. We took a canal tour before making it back to the airport, but I think we took a bit of Amsterdam back with us. We’ve mentioned going back again. I think we both fell in love with Amsterdam that day (or for me, my love grew deeper).

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    If you look really closely, you can see a cat’s head poking out on the left.

Aaron and I had many adventures on our honeymoon, and saw many beautiful places. We sipped the best champagne, slept in the most beautiful hotels, and shared many moments of genuine freedom, happiness and love. That’s what honeymoons are all about, at their core: starting your life as husband and wife as a mood-setter. Our lives together will be filled with happiness, beauty, indulgence, and love. If the past three months are any indication, we are off to a great start.

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We had these photos taken of us on the ship. Just a couple of soulmates, ready for what the world has to offer.

Mrs Mallory Joy Brunet – 10.19.19

As we approach the long Valentine’s/President’s Day Weekend, I figured there was no better time than now to commemorate October 19, 2019. A week from tomorrow, Aaron and I will have been married for four months. It has been filled with love, laughs, and perfect happiness.

Let’s start about a month prior — Labor Day Weekend, to be exact. My bridesmaids flew into Miami for our ill-fated bachelorette weekend, as a devastating hurricane stayed flourishing off the coast. Aside from a few bouts of rain (which, truthfully, is par for the course for any day in Florida), everyone enjoyed themselves until the flight home on Sunday, only for the storm to barely impact the city.

Fast-forward to the wedding weekend and, naturally, one of the biggest nor’easters is slated to hit the northeast that weekend. Kick the prayers in motion! Aaron and I touched down on a blustery, cool Wednesday, rendezvousing with my mother to get downtown to sign our marriage license. After a glass (or two… three?) of champagne, Aaron and I parted ways for me to spend time with my mom whilst Aaron went on his bachelor party in Montreal.

Mom and I stayed in Burlington that Wednesday night, but drove out to Waitsfield the next day, surrounded by clouds and rain. Prior to our departure, however, we went to a salon to get our hair and nails done before the big day. My hair looked great, but it stayed concealed in a hood the entire day as a deluge hit the town. Meanwhile, though my manicurist was sweet and great to chat with, the polish she had used was old and had bubbled on each finger within an hour of me leaving the salon. I was disappointed, but figured that if I could find a salon closer to the venue that could fit me in between then and the next day, I would; if not, only *I* would know my nails were less than perfect.

Meanwhile, halfway through my blowout, my friends Mishy and Kylie came to pick me up for a quickie lunch at UVM, our alma mater. I had suggested we go to Brennan’s, the student union diner, for old time’s sake. We grabbed the corner couches and a bag of complimentary popcorn. I promptly dropped the popcorn everywhere, and helplessly turned to my friends (who didn’t hold back their mocking laughter) and said “I can’t wait to graduate.”

Eating a quesadilla and a maple milkshake, with my two closest friends since freshman year at UVM, seven years after meeting on my wedding weekend, was truly a full circle moment. Those would continue throughout the weekend, including a brief stop into the new Hillel building (Jewish student union, for those not in the know) to see how the new space looked and grabbing hugs from the staff (both of whom were elated to see me, which only made it harder to leave).

I bid my friends farewell until the next day as my mom and I headed out of Burlington. Rainy days at UVM are a memory I keep close to my chest. I may have graduated by that point, but I wouldn’t trade those two-ish hours on campus for anything.

The rain kept trickling on and off the rest of the afternoon, as my mom and I dropped off goodie bags for her family and friends at the bed-and-breakfasts along the way. Halfway through the trip, my sister called to say her flight with my brother had been cancelled. My mom quickly finessed them another flight that would stop in New York, so they could get sleep at my grandparents’ house.

Eventually we arrived at The Inn at Round Barn Farm, our home for the next four days. We walked the property with Becky, the incredible wedding coordinator, going over final details. We were shown our rooms; my mom had the suite upstairs while I had the bridal suite on the bottom floor.

Let me be clear: BRIDAL SUITE. TO MYSELF. FOR TWO NIGHTS.

That alone was worth the trip. Huge canopy bed, separate sitting room with a jetted tub and fireplace (my. own. fireplace.), and full ensuite bathroom. Heaven. Heaven. Heaven.

My mom and I wound up driving through the town briefly, stopping at a well-reviewed pizza place for dinner. We shared a charcuterie plate, a pizza, and more champagne (just assume I had champagne on me at almost all times).

We ended up meeting up with my family from Chicago at a nearby restaurant for them to grab a few burgers at last call. I collapsed into bed not long after getting home, I was too sleepy! What a day!

The next morning, we had fresh breakfast and apple cider before I found a nail salon within a twenty minute drive of our venue. My mom and I began the drive, rolling down an interstate highway with brief glimpses of sun, and even a rainbow. A glimmer of hope. At this point, we knew the nor’easter was dissolving and there would be no more flight trouble; all that remained was the question of whether or not it would be too cold and muddy for us to hold the ceremony outside in the trees like I had wanted. Granted, an indoor ceremony would have been beautiful, but not “Vermont in fall, rustic colors and mountains” beautiful. We got to the salon, where I got the quickest and most perfect french manicure. I mean it. It took the manicurist maybe ten minutes to get that done.

I sat down to let them dry and happened to strike up a conversation with the woman next to me. Of all places, she was from Long Island, not far from where my mom grew up, and had retired to Vermont. She had had this beautiful life that was filled with love (naturally, her husband was a doctor– Long Island doctor, like both my parents). She gave me a big hug and congratulated me as my mom and I headed back to the Inn, where my brother and sister had finally arrived and were sleeping after a long, LONG day of traveling.

More and more family arrived as the afternoon went on, and soon it was time for the festivities to officially, unofficially, begin. Aaron and his groomsmen arrived for the rehearsal, as did our rabbi and select family members. Prior to the rehearsal, Aaron and I signed our ketubah, with Kylie and Aaron’s friend Jesse as our witnesses. We both also included our friends Mishy and Travis as witnesses; they both were unofficial members of our wedding party, having been out of the country when the time came to build the wedding party (Mishy in Scotland, Travis in Africa). It was a GREAT way to include them for a day so special to us.

Becky walked us through the rehearsal quickly, and soon it was off to the rehearsal dinner! More charcuterie, champagne, and laughs as both Aaron’s father and mine toasted to our happiness. Aaron’s father gave a loving, “Star Wars” themed speech, and my dad presented us both with coin sets from the year we were born (my dad’s a rare coins guy).

We all drove back to the venue, where Aaron and I quickly practiced our first dance routine one last time before he returned to the groomsmen AirBnB for the weekend. It was the last time I saw him before the altar.

A giggly night with the girls and a night with heightened awareness sleep later, it was the big morning. Another breakfast with the family, and the bridesmaids. It was a cold, sunny morning. If things weren’t too muddy or too cold by noon, we would be able to have the ceremony outdoors. After breakfast, the girls and I all walked the property, taking goofy photos and hugging to keep warm. I was in my burgundy leisure suit (it’s a suit for leisuring) and my big jacket. I must have been quite the sight, but dangit, did I feel happy.

Soon, it was time for us to start getting ready. I managed to only cry once the entire “getting ready” process, when I heard a certain song playing from my playlist (I was also getting eyelashes glued on, which stung).

Everything was slowly beginning to hit me when Becky walked in to give us an update.

“Mallory, I just talked to the team… we’re good for the outdoor ceremony.”

My heart froze. It was happening. I was getting my sun-kissed ceremony.

Listen, make fun of me all you want, but hear me out: I knew I had the perfect husband. No offense to all the other husbands out there, mine is the best. I wanted a perfect wedding to go with my perfect guy. Sunset in Vermont on a cool autumn evening. Imagine.

Photos flashed and hands were fanned to keep mascara from running until it was time. THE time.

I asked my mom, sister, and bridesmaids to leave the room and give me a moment to myself. I listened to “Tiny Dancer” by Elton John, and prayed. I thanked whatever higher power was out there, looking out for me, giving me my health, my family, my friends, that day, that weather, my whole life. Every bad day led to that great one. I was so, so ready.

Becky came to get me. I met my mom by the entrance to the ceremony area. It was our last moment together. I thanked her and told her I loved her. Then Becky signaled us, and the walk began.

My mom walked with me the first half of the aisle, and my father joined for the second half. Both were quietly whispering praises, telling me how beautiful I looked, how proud they were of me. We turned the corner to walk down the aisle and I saw my friends, family… and him. Waiting for me.

The ceremony was twenty minutes of blessings, love, and yeah, there was a Beatles quote thrown in there for good measure. We didn’t write our own vows, but instead chose to repeat the standard blessings and vows about honor, health, and happiness. We sipped wine, smashed a glass, and… okay, Aaron is not the “let’s make out all over the line for It’s a Small World” kind of guy, at all. I’m similar; there is a TIME and PLACE for a big romantic kiss in front of people.

“You may now kiss the bride” is THE time and THE place. Wowwie wowwie wow, still get goosebumps thinking about that kiss.

We spent an hour taking photos, where my feet got so cold from the ground that I couldn’t feel them by the time we got inside the reception venue. We took photos with the cows on the property. Amidst golden trees. Along the verdant farmland as geese flew overhead (I’m not joking. Straight out of “The Notebook,” “if you’re a bird, I’m a bird” kind of moment).

By the time we got to the family portraits, I was ready to just sit and enjoy our catered cocktail hour. Grilled cheese and tomato soup shooters were one of the items awaiting me, as just a tidbit.

One thing I’ll note: all music played at the ceremony was our choice. I created a playlist for the cocktail hour and reception, and they didn’t just take my ideas and work off them, they just straight up used them! During the cocktail hour I heard the soundtrack from “La La Land” and “The Incredibles,” both of which I put on my playlist. I heard those songs and I thought “Aw, they used my whole playlist.” A really sweet touch (and a massive compliment when, towards the end of the night, the DJ said it was the best playlist he’d ever used during a reception and wanted to use it at other weddings in the future. I have impeccable taste, MOM)!

As the reception began, Aaron and I did our first dance to “Happily Ever After,” the song that plays during the fireworks show at Magic Kingdom. We crushed it, thanks to lessons my mom had given us as a gift the year earlier!

My father-daughter dance was set to “Butterfly Fly Away” by Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus. It was a real full circle moment; growing up I always thought Miley Stewart and Robbie Ray Stewart (Miley and her dad’s characters on “Hannah Montana”) were like my dad and I. For a while there, he was my best friend. We had danced to their first duet, “I Learned From You” at my Bat Mitzvah. This was a great nod to that!

Aaron then danced with his mom to  “You’ll Be in My Heart” from Tarzan. I bawled the entire time.

By that point it was time for toasts! My aunt Terri and uncle Marc blessed wine and the bread of the table (Aaron and I got a whole loaf of challah to ourselves… a blessing indeed). My sister made a touching speech as my maid of honor, throwing in a few digs about my flights of fancy and joking how she bonded with Aaron while watching “Riverdale”. Aaron’s best man (and oldest friend) Levi gave an equally lovely speech where he revealed that Aaron had a female alter ego named Angela. I don’t know how much of it was shaped by the character from “The Office,” if at all, but think about it: Levi loves “The Office” almost as much as I do, and Aaron is a bit grumpy, very neat, and loves cats. So.

The rest of the night was a blur of dancing, cake, and laughing. Here’s a few things I do remember:

1. I don’t care how many Jewish weddings/Bat Mitzvah parties you’ve been to, the Horah is chaotic and no one knows what’s happening when it happens. Which way do we step? Who’s going up in the chair? What are we doing? It’s insane, in the best sense of the word.

2. To start up the dancing of the night, the DJ played “I’ll Be” by Edwin McCain, during which Aaron and I (and a few other couples) slow danced and I felt at peace with my entire existence.

3. I tossed my bouquet and danced with my girls to “Dancing Queen” by Abba. “Dancing Queen” was my thing before David Dobrik made it a thing, okay? ABBA EXISTED BEFORE VLOGS. MAMMA MIA.

4. Our last song of the night was a cover of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by Sleeping at Last. It was perfect, sweet and soft.

5. I made a commitment to Aaron that day… but also my shoes. I didn’t take my shoes off the entire night. I said to my shoes as I put them on “Till home do we part, okay? It’s you and me tonight.” I needed help walking the 500 feet from the venue to the inn, they hurt so much after seven hours. Worth it.

Aaron and I promptly changed and went to the mini-after party in the Inn’s rec room, where the young’ins played pool, ate flatbreads, and drunkenly sang “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with the STRONGEST conviction.

The next day was a calm walk among the clouds. My updo had transformed into the gentlest of curls. My high school friends and bridesmaids all had a touristy afternoon in the mountains, going to the Ben and Jerry’s Factory, the Cabot Cheddar tasting store, and a general store where I was gifted a sign that read “Happy girls are the prettiest.” I must have been the most beautiful girl in the world that weekend (and that’s saying something. My makeup artist was a literal pageant queen).

After my friends dropped us off to head back to reality, Aaron and I ate burritos in our suite, and I enjoyed the hot tub next to a roaring fire. Aaron brought me one of the many desserts in our room. Have you ever been handed chocolate by your soulmate, while sitting in a jacuzzi next to your personal fireplace? Highly recommend it.

The next morning, we woke up at the crack of dawn to catch an Uber back to reality… for six days… before we left for our honeymoon.

To say the weekend was perfect is an understatement. To call a man as smart, compassionate, loving and kind as Aaron my husband, my partner-in-crime for life, is a true blessing. To have had those moments with my friends at UVM, at Ben and Jerrys, “shaking it off” on the dance floor, is a true blessing. I’ve always been able to recognize the little things about life that make it beautiful. This weekend, it really was a combination of the big and little things: Sunshine. Champagne. Friends. Family. Love.

Thank you to everyone who made this weekend so special. Aaron and I will remember it all, forever.
Special thanks to my mom, who planned this like it was an Olympic sport. Par for the course for her, to be honest.

A final thank you, of course, to Aaron. I love you and I like you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

10.19.19

A Masterpost: Part Two

A few months ago, I put together a database of life hacks that models, actresses, and the everyday beautiful person uses to be attractive. It was arduous and took hours of research to put together this manifesto of hotness.

I don’t know why I decided to do a part two. This watered-down, more simplified version also took hours (admittedly, less hours, but hours nonetheless), and I will be putting myself to sleep immediately after I share what I have learned.

In the past few months, while my face has gotten consistently less problematic, I have much more noticeable acne on my back and chest. Granted, no one really sees the “bacne,” and I have never felt like the boob-appreciators in my office spend their conversations with me ogling my chest, but if you were to casually look down from my face in a conversation or catch me in a blouse that is loose-fitting around my shoulders, you’d see little breakouts or big red marks. It’s unbecoming and quite frankly, at twenty-five, embarrassing. I’m a relatively clean person (I’m known to occasionally leave dirty laundry on the floor), and for my skin to show something other than what I want to present makes me feel so insecure.

Thus commencing a deep-dive into what Google has to say about “bacne” and “chestne” (yes, even the terminology sounds gross). I found about thirteen articles (I didn’t even plan for it to be thirteen, my favorite number, but I guess I got lucky) detailing what will help with this problem. I condensed all thirteen articles into one top ten list, based on the items I saw in almost every single list.

Do you have acne in places only you can see, like me? Try out these ten tips and see if they help!

1. Shower after a workout (or at least wipe yourself down if you can’t immediately shower, and rinse when you get home. I live about ~300 steps from my gym, so I shower after my morning workout. That said, after a 30-minute treadmill walk at work, I regularly just change back into my work clothes and get back to my desk. I should wipe down more post-treadmill walk.

2. Use a fragrance free, benzoyl peroxide cleanser with salicylic acid. The generic scented soap you’re using? Chuck it. Benzoyl peroxide kills the bacteria that causes acne, and salicylic acid, which exfoliates the skin.

3. Exfoliate twice a week. Use a chemical exfoliate, as physical ones can be a bit abrasive. A gentle scrub will slough off dead skin cells, which can clog pores and cause breakouts.

4. Keep your hair off your back. All those heavy mask products and conditioners can stay on your neck, shoulders and back, clogging your pores. Thankfully, my hair falls at the nape of my neck and I don’t want it to get much longer than that this year, but I did notice I poured out a big dose of conditioner today, suitable for a person with much longer hair than me. I think I could halve the conditioner I’ve been using!

5. Avoid tight fitting clothing and straps (like backpacks, handbags, and bra straps). I have noticed, for the past year, angry red marks on my shoulders and across my ribs when I take my bra off at the end of the day, and I don’t know what to make of it. At first I thought my bras were too tight, but they slide down my body every day, so I think I just need better bras. I also would love to spend this season in loose flowing shirts so my body wouldn’t feel so uncomfortable in every way!

6. Choose the right sunscreen (avoid oily products). I don’t put sunscreen anywhere except my face most days; when I leave for a day at Disney in the summer, I use a skincare-approved sunscreen. I don’t worry too much about this one! That said, the sun can darken your skin, including acne scars. So keep that in mind the next time you slather on SPF 5 tanning oil instead of sunscreen!

7. Use a medicated spray on hard-to-reach places. Have a spot in a place you can’t reach? Grab a spray and spray behind your back. No matter what, you will HIT your spot with the spray. This probably works, but I won’t be buying one. I saw spot treatments recommended a few times (re: three bad spots vs. a back full of breakouts), and Aaron has applied them on me a few times where I can’t reach. If you don’t have someone who loves you enough to put on your hard-to-reach pimples, then yes, absolutely get a spray.

8. Avoid hyper-glycemic foods. White rice? Milk? White sugar? White flour? GET IT OUTTA THERE. Added sugars and dairy can trigger certain hormones, causing breakouts. Wow, eating healthy to have better skin? Improving inside to help your outside get better?

9. STOP. PICKING. Your fingers are disgusting and your chest and back skin scar easily. LEAVE IT ALONE.

10. When all else fails, talk to a doctor. A dermatologist can provide you with oral medication, prescription medication, and even stronger medications like a birth control or Accutane. Try the first steps first, because this shouldn’t be your first step!

 

Here are the sources I used, where you can find these tips in depth, as well as other tips and recommended products:
1. How to Prevent and Treat Chest Acne Fast
2. How to Get Rid of Bacne: 8 Bacne Products from Dermatologists
3. How to Get Rid of Chest Acne
4. Chest Acne: What Causes it and How to Get Rid of It 
5. Why You’re Getting Acne on Your Chest and What You Can Do to Get Rid of It 
6. How to Get Rid of Back Acne
7. Back Acne: How to See Clearer Skin
8. How to Get Rid of Back Acne
9. How to Treat Back Acne and Body Acne
10. How to Get Rid of Bacne – 15 Dermatologist Approved Tips
11. How to Treat Back Acne
12. How to Get Rid of Back Acne As Approved by Pro Dermatologists 
13. These Body Acne Products Will Get Rid of Back and Chest Acne Forever

Here’s hoping that, by following these steps, I will have skin so clear that people will wonder how I got an Instagram filter to flatter me in real life.

 

My Bucket List

Last week, one of my favorite tv shows in recent years came to a close. NBC’s “The Good Place” was funny, light-hearted, and provided a compelling and entertaining look at a potential theory about what happens when we die. If you believe in the afterlife, you hope that heaven is a magical place where you’ll experience happiness for eternity. Heaven is a place where everything is possible. I won’t say what happens in “The Good Place,” but the final episodes made me think about what I want to have done by the time I have completed my journey in this lifetime/soul cycle/dimension.

Here are my top ten things that I want to do before I die:

1. Go to Fashion Week and see a fashion show. I would love to go to fashion week in Paris, Milan or NYC! I want to see the catwalks for myself, complete with the models with their elegance and the designers who create the art that inspires them.

2. Learn how to fight with a lightsaber. HEAR ME OUT, OKAY? Since dating Aaron, I’ve really gotten into the Star Wars movies (I liked them before we met, but his love for them has made me like them even more). Hollywood Studios has these epic, IRL lightsabers. It’s crazy to watch fan videos and meetups of people actually engaging in combat with them. It’s like sword fighting! I want to get a lightsaber this year, and I hope Aaron can teach me. I’ve seen him fight a friend with his. He’s trained his whole life for this.

3. Go scuba diving in Australia. This is twofold, because I want to get my scuba license before I die!

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Image from Pics.Me.”Gossip.”The Office. NBC. 17 September 2009.

I think I want to go shark diving in Australia but I’m also a little too scared to do it. Maybe I’ll make that the last item on my bucket list, so I can at least say in the last millisecond of my life “Hey I finished my bucket list” before a Great White swallows me whole.

4. Go to the Winter Olympics. I loved figure skating as a kid, and even now I find the sport absolutely beautiful and mesmerizing. I want to go to the Winter Olympics one day to see the champions of this sport in person.

5. Attend Wimbledon. See above statement about figure skating, but kind of replace with tennis! It’s the one outdoor sport I more than tolerate. I think it’s very energetic and suspenseful. I’d love to see the greatest championship with my own two eyes!

6. Attend a benefit wearing a dress like Anastasia’s blue ball gown in the movie “Anastasia.” This movie came out when I was four three years old, I believe, and I’ve stored this dress in my subconscious for years now.  I love this dress and I want one just like it, and I want to wear it somewhere fancy with very important people.

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Anastasia. Directed by Don Bluth and Gary Goldman, performances by Meg Ryan, John Kusack, Kelsey Grammar, and Angela Lansbury, 20th Century Fox, 1997.

7. Go to Asia. Adding any travel bucket list doesn’t seem fair, because a) I want to go everywhere and b) I WILL go everywhere. But specifically, I want to go to Bali and swim in a waterfall. And then go drink out of a coconut or pineapple. Or eat a smoothie bowl out of a coconut or pineapple. Speaking of food…

8. Eat the $1,000 Golden Opulence Sundae at Serendipity 3. This is one of the most expensive desserts in the world, and from the looks of the rest of the list, they’re that expensive because they include an opulent piece of jewelry (the most expensive item on the list includes a 10+ carat engagement ring). I want the price to be all about the indulgence of the food! It’s silly but one day, I will enjoy this frozen treat that is worth more than my rent. ONE. DAY.

9. Learn Hebrew. Can I call this my mother tongue? Probably not. Will it be super useful when I travel? Unlikely. I still want to learn it! Also on this list is French, Italian, Spanish, German, Mandarin and Russian. I should also probably learn Portugese because I’ve been hearing it more and more in everyday life, too!

10. Meet (and thank) a personal hero. Whether it’s Brendon Urie, Demi Lovato, Tina Fey, or Mindy Kaling, certain people really helped me feel happy and comfortable with who I am. I know I could just comment “Thanks for saving me” on one of their Instagram posts, but that feels disingenuous. I’d love to meet someone influential who made a difference to me at a point when it’s not fangirly for me to say “Thank you for what you’ve created.” And for good measure, I thank my mom every day!

These are just a few of the things I’d like to do before I die. My time on earth will mean something, or at the least, be full of meaning.

Now it’s 9:20 PM and dreams of Balinese waterfalls and fancy foods await! Sweet dreams, for sure.

Adventures in Parenting… a Prequel

As I write this, I have an orange little kitten sitting on my chest, while his equally small calico sister looks at my typing fingers from behind the back of my computer.

That’s right– we’ve adopted cats.

Aaron has wanted us to get cats for a while now, but between the wedding and the honeymoon and the holidays we wanted to wait until after the new year. Sure enough, not even two weeks into 2020, we had an appointment with a foster family.

At a work associate’s football party (to celebrate the holidays AFTER the holidays), Aaron struck up a conversation about adopting cats with a coworker who had recently adopted. She introduced him to the foster mom who had adopted out a cat to another coworker of ours. Aaron discovered she was fostering a family of newborn cats, three of them calico (which had especially piqued Aaron’s interest, after raising a calico on his own). He filled out an adoption application at the table right then and there, and scheduled a meet and greet three days later.

I was nervous, to say the least. Obviously, I wanted to provide the best life for the cats, and I was scared I wouldn’t be that person. Aaron was reassuring, promising that if things didn’t feel right at our Meet and Greet, we wouldn’t take them home.

That Saturday, we drove to the other side of town and met the foster mom, who led us into her nursery of the “Reindeer family” (being that it was the holiday season, each of the seven cats and their birth mother were named after Santa’s reindeer). I was overwhelmed by how little they all were. As the foster explained that her goal was to adopt out each cat in pairs, or at least into a family with a cat, Aaron found himself being swarmed by small kittens (roughly two months old at the time). I sat down near him, not wanting to crowd him or overwhelm the kittens in the room. Several of them immediately took to Aaron, but it was taking longer for them to warm to me.

Eventually, one of the girls made her way over to me. She circled a few times, then eventually jumped into my lap and crawled up to snuggle by my feet. My heart swelled. This was my girl.

Not long after, her brother came over to me after snuggling with Aaron to see what the fuss about me was. Aaron looked over at me, with a lap full of cats, and said, “Okay. that answers our question. Where do we sign?”

I sat in the back with the two in a carrier as we made our way home. That weekend was filled with smiles, photos, and a few really nice cat naps.

That was a week ago. We’ve since changed their “Reindeer Names” of Comet and Prancer to Jake and Rosa, and they have since learned our master bathroom is their bedroom and that the closet is a treasure trove that MUST NOT BE DISCOVERED NO MATTER HOW INTRIGUING IT LOOKS. They like listening to music, watching Youtube, and they love playing with their catnip flavored mouse plushies and a crinkly slice of pizza (enjoying pizza by themselves in a corner. They are truly family).

And yes, their names were chosen based on the characters of Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz from “Brooklyn Nine Nine.” I got a video clip of the two snuggling on my Peacock pillow watching “The Office.” They are being taught early that we’re an NBC family.

My life has been filled with new responsibilities, challenges, and adventures in raising and taking care of a living being. It has been tiring, calming, and truly loving at times. We’ve started this ritual of me turning on quiet music while I wash my face at the end of the night to signal to them that it’s bedtime. They are so smart and so aware, and I was not prepared for how curious and troublesome they can be (they just want to experience and chew on… everything).

I am so happy and so in love, even if they like to step on my keyboard while I write (and gnaw on my fingers at any opportunity. I’ve learned to wear my slippers at all times so they don’t nibble my feet). Soon they’ll be mature enough to walk around the house without supervision! Until then, I am happy to keep them close to my heart. Literally. Did I mention Jake is on my chest right now?

Both cats have fallen asleep nestled against me while typing tonight, but they have since stirred and decided on one last bout of playtime before bed. That means it’s time for the skin routine and soft music.

Goodnight, world. Goodnight, Jake and Rosa. Welcome to our little family.

 

5 Ways to Set Yourself Up For Failure

We are in week 3 of the new decade, and everywhere I look, the promise and hope of my friends and loved ones have vanquished into disparity. I’ve seen this tweet shared more than once:

Not great, Bob! I myself have fudged on a few resolutions. But that’s okay! “The Office” had a great episode about New Year’s Resolutions (more sitcoms/TV series should have a New Years Resolution plotline. That’s a whole other story!) with this line: “It’s not about being perfect, it’s about trying.” To me, trying is the best way to succeed! It’s when you DON’T try that you fail.

Which leads me into my main thesis:

5 WAYS TO SET YOURSELF UP FOR FAILURE

Don’t feel attacked by this list! Everyone, especially me, struggles with this at some point. If any of these apply to you, know I have a solution!

  1. Lie to yourself. When you start letting yourself off the hook at the slightest inconvenience, phoning it in instead of giving your all, and you need a grappling hook to climb that mountain of excuses, you slowly begin that descent into “Meh.” There will always be tough days– you’re sick, you’re exhausted, there’s traffic that throws off your whole schedule. Plan for that to happen, and let “life” be the only thing standing in the way.
  2. Set unrealistic expectations. If your goal is to lose weight, with the plan being to skip meals like it’s a crack on the sidewalk until you’re a size two, you are in for a painful ride. Here’s the good news: that ride is temporary, because you will snap and eat an entire pack of Oreos and be back at square one, filled with regret and shame. If you want to achieve your goals, you can! But start small. Getting back to the weight loss goal: say no to dessert every other night. Go to the gym once a week. Baby steps will get you running marathons!
  3. Procrastinating. This feels like a no-brainer! When you put off completing a task until later, “later” gets further and further away until you’ve put yourself in crunch time. And hey, there’s a difference between being lazy and “thriving under a deadline.” I’m all for the theatre of the latter, but always remember the end of my first point: life will happen. Computers die. Office birthday cake gets served. If you put it off once, you will put it off again… and again… and again!

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    “Kim Possible.” Disney.
  4. Running on an empty tank. It feels good to succeed and make progress! You’ll want to feed that feeling as much as possible. That’s great, but proceed with caution! Taking time to breathe is just as important as the work you accomplish. You can enjoy a day off, a Netflix binge, or a monthly happy hour with your friends. Cabin fever murders aside, all work and no play DOES make Jack a dull boy. You can certainly stop and smell the roses on the journey! Maybe you’ll even want to plant a few yourself. Take a moment, a day, to express gratitude towards yourself. Breathe in, breathe out, then keep going.
  5. Giving up too early. The only failure is failing to try. If you attempt to complete your tough goals but quit after two days, you’ve wasted your time and energy for literally nothing. What you are doing isn’t supposed to be comfortable! You should be challenged by your resolutions/tasks. Settle outside your comfort zone and do the work. Remember why you’re here. Motivation will come and go, but that doesn’t mean your goals should be just as flimsy. Work hard, and stick with it! The results WILL come.

There you have it! Five ways to set out on a short, fruitless journey towards fulfilling your dreams. To make it past these issues, I have but one suggestion: try. I believe in you! You can do it!

 

What Matters Most: Gratitude in 2020

One week into the new year! I’m off to a good start with a few of my goals. I am noticing that I need to make a more concerted effort to get to bed earlier than I have been, because waking up at 5AM for the gym has been tough. That said, I’ve done it each weekday!

January is the beginning of the year, and with it, the beginning of positive changes. New year, new you! My company is jumping on board with a new “zen” initiative to boost health and wellness within their employees. How great is that? They’re hosting wellness panels and offering learning opportunities, and even provided a calendar full of ideas to be well during the work week. With that, they’ve created a page of journaling ideas within the wellness webpage for those looking to channel their ideas and goals!

I decided to take a look at that page and choose one of their prompts to reflect upon and consider. I went to the site, closed my eyes, wiggled my finger and stuck to whatever prompt my finger landed on when I opened my eyes. The result:

The most important things in my life are…

I think it was fate to have my finger land on this one. This week I was going through my desk drawers at work, cleaning out old work notes and re-organizing what went where (office supplies drawer, first aid drawer, extra snacks and napkins drawer). In the process, I found birthday cards from my team, post-it appreciation from my closest work friend, and old cards from flower arrangements from my mom and Aaron.

Some part of that just touched my heart, it felt like a rose petal falling. It was like a little message from the universe reminding me of what I have in my life and how much it means to me. Truthfully, I feel like being happy is what is most important to me, at the “what’s” core, but my happiness is informed by my surroundings.

My family is the most important thing to me. That includes my mom, my dad, my brother and sister, and yes, Aaron (and by extension, his family). My friends are second. A friend recently reached out to ask how I found the friends I have, how I found such smart, sweet, friendly women to call my soul sisters. I don’t know how I got so lucky to have them as my friends. I would do anything for them, no questions asked.

My future is a super close third. I want a fulfilling career, two happy kids, and the chance to travel the world with my loved ones. Ten years from now, I want to have seen a Pacific sunrise with my wanderlust friends (Australia? Bali? Hawaii? I have no TRUE preference), had two kids, corresponding cats, and a decent sized home outside of my work city to put it all in together. Life happens, but if I’m blessed enough and work hard enough, maybe pulling that off won’t be as terrifying to accomplish as it sounds.

The most important things in my life are the people around me. I love them and am so happy to have them. 2020 is when I let them know every chance I can.

If you’re reading this, go tell someone you love them.

My 2020 Intentions

Happy New Year, world! Welcome to the roaring twenties. I’m going to KEEP SAYING IT, because as I’ve stated before, I love the glitz and glamour and Gatsby of it all… minus the massive Depression that followed. If we could hold off on that this time around that’d be great, because I don’t think I can handle that.

This time last year, I provided my biggest resolutions for 2019. Like most people, I really did NOT do a great job on them. I decided to include some of them in this year’s resolutions, though. The only failure is failure to try, right?

In 2019, these were my goals:
1. Do an unassisted pull-up.
2. Do a handstand.
3. Make mindfulness a regular practice.
4. Make style changes.
5. Do something new.
6. Take a Career Step.
7. Go stargazing.

So, how did I do?
1. Do an unassisted pull-up – did not happen, but I did get close! I have included this in my 2020 resolutions. This is the YEAR OF THE PULL-UP.
2. Do a handstand – did not happen. I still want to accomplish this, but my focus is pull-ups.
3. Make mindfulness a regular practice – I accomplished this to a degree, but not as much as I’d like. I found myself taking moments to ground myself and enjoy silence when I needed it, but I wasn’t meditating for five minutes every day.
4. Make style changes – Mission accomplished, mostly? I changed up my style a bit in the past year, but not dramatically so. In a later entry I’m going to compare my style post from last year to my current closet. I think this is ongoing, as my body and tastes change, and I didn’t include this in my 2020 resolutions. I definitely did a lot less “phoning it in” in how I dressed!
5. Do something new – Ate gator, pistachio gelato, and multiple different kinds of ultra hot sauce. Held a lizard and a snake, posed with an albino gator. Traveled to Italy, France, and Greece. Got this done, fo’ sho.
6. Take a Career Step – I took bebe steps to this. My workload was massive in the first half of the year, but it gave me a great opportunity to learn more, and do more, within my position. The second half of the year, things calmed down, but at the same time, my life was consumed with the wedding, honeymoon, and family gatherings. Between ALL of it, though, I sat down with my supervisor and discussed my goals for this upcoming year. I have loved the position I have now but I’m ready for something new, go after the real career I want. Thankfully, my boss is supportive and has helped me with this process, but again, it’s been baby steps. I’ve made this a top resolution for the new year.
7. Go stargazing – Mission KIND OF accomplished. On our honeymoon, Aaron and I walked the ship at night and he pointed out different constellations. Turns out he’s really into astronomy! We were only outside for a few minutes though, because it was freezing and I needed to go inside. I’d love to take a night to do that with him, just us, a picnic blanket, and the stars. I see a starry date night in our future… just maybe when it’s warmer!

So, where does that leave us for this year?

Behold, my 2020 Resolutions!

  1. Read 52 books – Last year, I pointedly did not make book-reading a goal, and with that, I actually think I read more this past year than I did in a while! I want to set a target goal of reading one new book a week. I’m going to monitor this goal by doing a “book review” at the end of the month to discuss each book I read that month. And yes, week 1 is already complete 😉
  2. Do pull ups – I really want to do it! I’m hoping that my ability to pull myself up will inform my ability to push myself up into a handstand, but if not, that’s okay. Apparently if you can do one pull-up, you can do more than one pull-up. Let’s see how that goes!
  3. Spend LESS. TIME. SCROLLING – Holy heckin’ bob, I spend so much time on my phone! Everyone and their mother has an opinion on how much I’m on my phone. I’ve honestly watched so much time fly while mindlessly liking photos on Instagram. I need to get out of other people’s lives/digital media footprint.
  4. Write 104 blog posts – Two entries a week seems reasonable, right? I’ve started mentally planning an entry for each week this month. Very excited to be consistent and track my year’s worth of thoughts, ideas, and goals!
  5. Romantic trip with Aaron from Dec. 26 2020 – Jan. 2 2021 – Those dates may vary, but I want to take the last “week” of the year off of work. I want to leave work before Christmas Eve and not come back until the new year! At the top of my list is a trip to Vermont to have a snow-covered Christmas, and then go skiing for the rest of the year. My mom has also been contemplating taking my siblings, Aaron and I on a cruise in the tropics at the end of the year. If my mom wants to treat us to an end-of-the year Bahamas trip, whomst am I to refuse? That said, I saw photos of Amsterdam all lit up for Christmas and it looked very romantic, and I also considered the idea of going back to London with Aaron, and doing a few days in Scotland before ringing in the new year by Big Ben. How special would that be? So, ideas! Intention! Execute!
  6. Stop engaging in schadenfreude – This feeds into item 3, but a part of me secretly loves when people on social media I don’t like get their comeuppance or get called out for being terrible. It’s just bad karma. I like “tea” as much as the next person, but I don’t think it needs to dominate my brain as much as I let it now!
  7. Take better care of my skin – Maybe it’s end of the year holiday food, maybe it’s just not showering RIGHT after a workout, but dang, I have serious acne on my shoulders right now! Boo! Didn’t ask for that! Thankfully I don’t have terrible facial acne, but I have scars that are just… unconcealable. I want to spend more of my hard-earned money on self-care, in the form of facials and massages. Calmer muscles = calmer skin. Also water.
  8. Go stargazing – I’m honestly embarrassed I didn’t do this last year. I went to a holiday party during which a friend and I discussed bioluminescence kayaking, which is when you go out kayaking at night in a place where the water looks like this:
    bioluminescent_plankton-click link for sourceI think sparkly seas and sparkly skies is an ideal date night. Except Aaron isn’t a big fan of open water. I’ll figure this out, somehow!
  9. Get a new job – This is a MUST for this year. I love my coworkers and enjoy designing/revising websites, but I’m ready for something more. It’s time to move forward in a new position, and I will have one by the end of the year.
  10. Do a handstand – PULL UPS FIRST, then handstand! I think once I have the upper body strength I’ll be in good shape, the handstand true difficulty comes with the mental part of it. Balancing my whole body weight on my lil’ hands? Mind over matter!
  11. Go see two of my favorite performers – Stand up? Music? Either or works! Depending on who is touring (and where), I want to see John Mulaney, Bo Burnham, Ali Wong, Ariana Grande, Panic! at the Disco, or Billie Eilish. I’ll go on my own if that’s what it takes, but if John Mulaney is coming to Boston and I am FORCED to go see my best friends in Boston and go with them, I will do what is needed.
  12. Lose weight – I have a specific number in mind, a goal weight that I want to achieve. You don’t need to know that, though! They’re my numbers and no one needs to match my standards. I think weight loss is a common goal for people in the new year; that said, in today’s increasingly body-positive world, wanting to lose weight has negative connotations. I am all for celebrating yourself and loving the skin you’re in, but I definitely feel uncomfortable in my body lately. By scientific standards, I am obese right now (yikes). I’ll share when I’ve accomplished getting down to a healthy weight, and when I’ve reached my number, in reference to keeping up with my goals. I won’t share any numbers, but know that I’m doing this for me and not because society is making me.

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    Image from Pinterest. “Women’s Appreciation”. The Office. NBC. 3 May 2007.
  13. Give Aaron a great 26th birthday – Last year, his birthday fell by the wayside between family events and being sick. He had his birthday dinner and got great presents, but we had planned on going to Universal and that didn’t happen! I want to make sure that for his 26th birthday, I go all out and give him the works. He deserves it.
  14. Be a better friend, wife, sister, daughter, and granddaughter – I feel like this past year I was so absent, like I let things happen to me and didn’t really take actions for myself. With that, I heard my friends, but I didn’t always listen. I let Aaron vent but didn’t soak up what he said. I felt drained, so I didn’t spend a lot of time with my siblings nor my parents in a meaningful way. They did so much for me this past year, but I don’t know how my mom is doing. I don’t know what my brother wants to do with his life. Apparently my dad has taken up medicinal marijuana? What dimension is this? On top of that, I should call my grandparents more. I just should. It wasn’t consistent acts of selfishness, I just recognized that I could be better. I want to take better care of myself this year, but also take better care of my relationships with the people I love. This year, and every year, I will do better. I think if I accomplish all of these things, I will complete my biggest 2020 resolution:
  15. Be happy – In 2020 I will accomplish my goals, both personally and professionally. I will live a life of love and chose love every time.

 

At the end of each month, I will post my status/progress on each of these goals! I feel good about all of them, and I think this will be a good year for me. My brain keeps saying “Don’t jinx it!” To my brain I say “Stop second guessing yourself! Embrace the good! Go fold your laundry, it’s been in the dryer for three days!”

Happy New Year. Let’s make it a good one 🙂

End of Year Favorites

As I write this, I am seven hours and five minutes away from the new year. The new decade. It’s the new century’s roaring twenties.

With that in mind, I thought I’d compile a list of my favorite things from 2020! Let’s get right to it:

Favorite Movie: Us. I saw a lot of great movies this year, but Us is the one that has stayed with me the longest. Jordan Peele’s follow up to Get OutUs is the story of a family that encounters their dopplegangers while enjoying the family lake house over summer vacation. I would recommend it to anyone who can tolerate mild horror elements, since it’s really more thriller than horror. Lupita Nyong’o was a FORCE in this movie. I had never been so captivated by a performance, except maybe Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan. She was not given a Golden Globe nomination for her role, which I find a DISGUSTING snub. DIS.GUS.TING.

Favorite Music: When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? by Billie Eilish. She’s barely eighteen years old, and she’s already created one of the most iconic songs of a decade. This is Billie’s second album, after her first album Don’t Smile at Me in 2017, which contained songs mostly wrote entirely by Billie and her older brother Finneas. Her voice ranges from being “spooky little girl” (in All the Good Girls Go to Hell) to “lilting angel” (in Everything I Wanted). She has a sense of humor about herself and the way the media portrays her (and women in general). I hope she keeps that belief in herself (which definitely is rooted in Finneas, who deserves just as much as credit), because she has one of the most unique voices in the industry right now. Here’s my favorite song from this album:

Favorite TV Show: This is tough! I have a tie. Both of these shows started before 2019, technically, but I only got into them this year.
Schitt’s Creek – What if that reality TV family lost ALL their money, except a tiny two-street town in the middle of nowhere bought ironically years prior? That’s this show. Comedy icon Eugene Levy co-created the show with his son Dan, and they play father-and-son within the series (former video store CEO Johnny and stylish do-nothing David, respectively). Filling out the family is Annie Murphy as David’s ditzy sister Alexis and the truly incomparable Catherine O’Hara as former soap opera star Moira. Their adjustment from riches to rags in a podunk town is charming, sentimental, and at times, rolling on the floor funny. After watching this show, you will never pronounce the word “baby” the same way.

YOU – Were we surprised? I’m gonna say it: it’s not “quirky” or “weird” to be into serial killer/stalker/murder shows. In fact, I think it’s more weird now to not be into them. Unless you’re my mom. In which case, don’t worry. You’re great. I love you! Penn Badgley stars as Joe Goldberg, a leveled up version of Badgley’s character in Gossip Girl, Dan Humphrey. It’s a classic love story… boy meets girl, gets obsessed with her, manipulates his way into her heart and rids any obstacles on their path to happily ever after by any means necessary. The true love story, however, is on Twitter, where former fans of Tate Langdon and Zac Efron’s version of Ted Bundy discuss how much they love Joe… much to Penn Badgley’s horror.

Favorite Podcast: Office Ladies! Oh my goodness oh my goodness. Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey (AKA Pam Beesly and Angela Martin from The Office) have started a podcast discussing The Office, providing fun facts and behind-the-scenes secrets about each episode. They’re only about ten or so episodes in, but listening to this podcast on my way to work in the morning is an absolute highlight of my week! There’s only been a few moments where I can say “Oh, I knew that,” in reference to their trivia (being a die-hard Office fan as it is), and hearing all new production notes just makes it more special. It’s like watching the show for the first time all over again!

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Favorite Book: “Never Play Dead” by Tomi Lahren. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO SAY! A bleeding red-state Conservative nightmare who hates all things peace and love? You read HER book?! You gave her money?! And LIKED it?!
michaelscottI know! Believe me, I know. But also…

Tomi Lahren was fired from her job at “The Blaze” for speaking her mind about a controversial opinion to have in her world: being pro-choice in a pro-life political affiliation. Since then she has won a wrongful termination lawsuit and now works as a Fox News correspondent. She is one of the most discussed political commentators right now, and with good reason. Her fiery rants are very intimidating! But then you ask yourself: is she intimidating, or are you intimidated?

Truth be told, Tomi Lahren is a strong woman with an even stronger work ethic. To read in her book that she was always the odd girl out (and never, say, the cheerleader or the prom queen) was very surprising, as was her past history with abusive relationships and an eating disorder (aren’t all pretty blonde Republicans just naturally thin without trying?). I don’t agree with Tomi on a lot of things. But I am all for radiating the confidence of a much smarter, more self-assured woman.

Here are some of my favorite quotes from her book:
“When I look myself in the mirror, I ask: What did I do today to get me closer to what I want to achieve?”

“When you own your sh*t, you reach a different level. It’s also really healing to recognize your poison and when you are standing in your way.”

“The truth is this: you are magic—with or without ‘likes.'”

Favorite Place: Monaco. I have made many mistakes in my life. I’ve said the wrong thing, I’ve sabotaged myself, I’ve hurt others and in turn, they hurt me. Every bad decision has been worth it, because every choice I made led me to be on the top deck of the Celebrity Constellation on October 31 to see this view of Monaco at night. The picture doesn’t do it justice, so hopefully, you can imagine.

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No filter on this Monaco mountain.

Favorite Food: Pistachio gelato. Tried it for the first time in Sicily. Combined it with Nutella gelato. The best food on this earth. Get away from me if you disagree.

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Favorite Skin Care Product: Cosrx Acne Pimple Master Patches. I’ve never seen a miracle product work in such a way. Buzzfeed told me to try them eighty times, and I didn’t believe them until my cousin Stephanie vouched for them. I kid you not, if you catch a pimple two days before an event, slap on one of these bad boys before you go to sleep each night. It will be easily concealed by makeup after night one, and completely gone by night two. If you’re gross, you’ll see the buildup of whitehead ickiness when you take the patch off in the morning. It feels like vindication.

Buy yours here!

Favorite Make-Up Product: Ardell Individual Knot-Free Lashes. Last December, I had my makeup trials for the wedding. My MUA, Jamie Dragon (literally Miss Vermont several years ago) applied these lashes to my eyes and they stayed there for a full two weeks after I got back. After the wedding, I pulled my last lash off when washing my face one night on my honeymoon. Boom. Because I am the way I am, I have tried and failed twice to put them on myself, but I bought them again this past week to practice and get good at it. Guarantee you’ll feel like a new person with these lashes!

Buy yours here!

Favorite Moment of 2019: You’re gonna be surprised: the entire day of my wedding was my favorite moment of 2019. From being told the wedding was going to be outdoors, to the John Lennon quote during the ceremony, to looking at all my friends and feeling so grateful for all of them during dinner that night, to spinning around like a princess to “Dancing Queen” by Abba. Every second of that day, even the stomach pains from eating too much cheese, was perfect. That said, I’ll also share this honest moment of love from the honeymoon:
Aaron and I were supposed to go into Kotor on our cruise. However, the day of that disembarkation, the seas were too rough for us to make port. We were forced into another day at sea, on a day too windy to enjoy the pool or sunning ourselves on the Dalmatian coast. That said, Aaron and I made a decent day of it. Along with that, our stateroom attendant had provided us a complimentary bottle of wine to celebrate our wedding. Aaron and I stared out at the Game of Thrones like mountains while drinking red wine like Cersei Lannister. Aaron took this photo of us in the rainy wind that day.

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It’s silly, and one moment of a million great moments of that trip, and our whole year, but I’m going to always remember that moment as being so perfect that I actually enjoyed the taste of the red wine (which, as anyone can tell you, is saying something, because most wine makes my tongue sad).

I have had a truly wonderful 2019, full of twists and turns and moments of love. I’m so happy and thankful for this year, and this entire decade.

Now let’s roar these twenties.